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hi ppl

2009-09-06T13:42:00.001-07:00

hi ppl
have not been sleeping well lately ..
it is 4 42 am now n i got class at 830 and i still cant sleep..
it is so bad that even my joints are starting to cramp..
have no idea why i am feeling so stress about and
why i dont have more than 6 hours of sleep every day
tml is going to be a fucking long day ...
i wish i have more time to rest..
haha feel like a fucking dead man .. dunno wat i doing liao..
sucks...

hi ppl

2009-07-05T23:47:00.000-07:00

hi ppl
i m jobless..
and i m damn free..

was talking to friend X about why i should and should not go to the sport club camp
cos my orientation camp has been cancelled due to h1n1
and he and i came up with a couple of interesting conclusion..
i don think i m gg cos:
1. i am badly out of shape
2.i am super mofo badly out of shape
3. i cannot really play sport due to lousy hand eye co ordination
4.i m seriously out of shape and i was not a commando / officer previously..

friend X say i should go
becos ( some word are changed cos i m too lazy to refer backto the msn convo)

i.sport club girls have great legs
ii. they last longer

hmm..
i think i m gg to some other camps..

hi ppl

2009-06-23T09:21:00.000-07:00

hi ppl..
ok this kinda suck
i tot sunday might be better but i was wrong..
as usual..
haha so i m back here again to ./_ _ /_ _ _
well i tried something that i haven try in my life..
and as usual it end up being wat i have done my whole life.
making mistakes..
haha
it was like getting a punch from a glove tt is covered in cotton wool
nice .
but it still kinda hurt.
i need to flip a coin to think of my next decision ..
if any one still read this thing..
yah it is back to those lousy ./ _ _ / _ _ _ days
haha jus tt i m trying to make it less obvious..

the letters have arrive ..
at last..

hi ppl

2009-06-20T06:35:00.000-07:00

hi ppl
wow i still bothered to update after so many mother fucking years..
make that months..
hm...
things have been going abit on the down side..
managed to pissed off quite a bit of people around me..
nothing surprising..
then i fracture my toe..
then one of mum tuitee mum fired me..
then ..
i m still balless..
and most the the shit happened on saturdays..
i was born balless on a sat i think..

i hate saturdays..
hope sundays will be better...
and it seem like i have gotten a few tag..
if any one still read this any way..

hi ppl

2009-04-13T08:30:00.000-07:00

hi ppl
recently i have escaped from the PS3 hell
gone are the days of non stop gaming..
and come the days of lending a listening ear to angry middle age ppl..
SHIOK!!
just got back from ubin yesterday
cannot believe that it can be so fun.
left my brain at home in the morning ,
and reach ubin like a retarded..
for those who can see the photo and the video ,
you will be surprise how reatrded 21s can be
happy birth day justin btw
thanks for inviting me to the dinner.
gtg liao
hope that i will be able to update again soon.

hi ppl

2009-01-16T08:33:00.000-08:00

hi ppl
it has been 100000000 millions years since i last blogged...
i have been working very hard..
completing ps3 games..
i m working so hard that i m gg to die..
i still get paid though..
so in order to make me work hard

hi ppl

2008-08-25T08:32:00.000-07:00

hi ppl
things have been rather packed and bad for me recently
so bad that i had to spend my birthday on board ship..
no time to celebrate
the fact that gh and cl had sex...

the sailing jus keep coming and coming..
haven been home a long time(tampines)
gh must have forgotten that she had 2 children
not 1..
realli feel bad when i wan to update my blog
but there isnt much to update..
somethings will seem very irrelevant to come ppl
and in most cases
if i talk abt my everyday life..
i would be having a navy blog..
talking about sinbad and the seven sea
davey jones and jack sparrow..

really had no time to go see some of my friends..
and no time to do other things as well..
my scgedule is realli bad..

had my wisdom tooth removed recently..
if you have the intention of going down to a professional dentist
and get it remove ..
dun bother
just tie a fishing line to a door and to ur teeth
and get ur mum or dad to slam the door non-stop..
the pain is the same...
jus the qualification is different..
went down to extract mine wisdom tooth with gh..
she kept insisting to go down..
and on my way back ..
on the mrt..
cos gh was too budget to take a cab..
i started to feel faint..
so gh have me her seat
and pass me my ds from her handbag..
she refused to let me carry my bag out..
every one in the carriage blacklist me as a retarded on the spot..
and this sec sch kids eyeball almost flew out of their socket
wow..
thanks gh
i realli needed the seat..

hi ppl

2008-07-17T06:14:00.000-07:00

hi ppl
it seems like my fucking tag board is always not working
not that anyone would be tagging on it anyway...
i am starting to be able to count down the month with 1 hand..
it is getting closer...
creeping up on you
and before you know it it is on you..
ord....
there is a new egg face at work today..
young robust and filled with the anexity to excercise his new found authority..
wow...
office politic is breaking out now..
have to stick to the DARK... side

hi ppl

2008-07-08T04:45:00.000-07:00

hi ppl
once again i have decided to update..
and once again i doubt that anyone will notice..
have been constantly away from singapore
constantly putting in my very best
my heart and soul
blood and sweat
every mirco-bit of engery
and every other week end
to protect my country .
wow
have been trying to stay at home to build some gundam
have been trying real hard to save money...
but really have no idea where to start...
it seems like i am forever spending money on things that i do not really need..
i need those soccer boots though..
and the gundam
and the movies..
and the comics..
and the snacks..
and the books..
and the many issues of marvel "secret invasion"
and the trip to hong kong..
and the trip back home to visit my mum from my aunt's
ok..
maybe not the trip back home..
need some some help knowing where to start and how to start ..
if you are willing to help me
feel free to drop a tag..
or comment
or feel obliged to donate to the SY BETTER MAN FUND
"SY :BETTER MAN
COMPASSION SYMPATHY KINDNESS INSPRIRATION ...
AND A XBOX 360"
international SY day is just around the corner!!!!

hi ppl

2008-05-05T08:04:00.000-07:00

hi ppl
i am starting to feel rather happy now..
not reallly the very happy
i will go around hugging every one i see
and donate my wealth to the poor
with angels singing above my head
and around me
that kind of happy
actually it is the kind of black slave trader with a good deal happy
cos i m gg to get a OJT
On Job Trainee
it is kinda like having slave on board ur ship..
you can be a KKK
or

Abraham Lincoln

to save them..
sorry got the word from wiki
cant really be bother to resize..
so yah ..
i should go down to mustafa to get some whip
and torture eqipment
since most ppl claim that you can almost get anything and everything there..

wow i m as tired as a tired man
spent the whole day with yap screwing
all the stupid screws from the stupid eqpidments..

one more time...
it has been a really long time since i heard my name...
i have to look at my id
jus to remember...
hiazzz.....

hi ppl

2008-05-03T08:06:00.000-07:00

hi ppl
some how managed to get more time on my hands
more time to blog
more time to sit arnd
and more time to get things
that i wan to do done
but sadly ..
my mum broke her back
and i have to do all housework and laundry..
yes i live in a cave
and i have to wash my clothes with my own bare hands..
cos my mum probably think that a washing machine is
too high tech for her..
so i have sort of less time..
but i m backto painting
and doing some gundam..
at this point in time
i have a message for everyone
who is reading or still read this blog
feel free to pass me a dollar when u see
to contribute to my air brush fund
thank you
so yah and if you happen to have undone lit
lying arnd at home pass them to me as well..
and i learnt many things today..
for example books that have jagged paper
with jagged end
are made of acid free paper .
meaning they dun turn yellow easily..
we learn something new every day..

hi ppl

2008-04-19T11:43:00.000-07:00

hi ppl
somehow i have managed to find more time to blog nowadays
may be bcos things r getting better
and maybe cos i m some wat trying to change some bits oof my life
haha
nvm that crap ..
recently my partner on ship
decided to get 2 week mc
which resulted with me spending most of the week out at sea
ok i onli spend 10 hr on land slping..
so i began to think about some really serious issues
during the time i spent on sea..
"Do latino speak Latin?"
and i jus managed to catch
"the last king of scotland"
and i have decided to put Uganda
as one of the places i must visit during my life time..
having a bit of my ashes spread there would be fine as well
i guess.
i jus cant wait for ord!!

hi ppl

2008-03-24T10:09:00.000-07:00

hi ppl
it jus happen so that i have not been updating my blog ever since
i have been posted on board ship..
the shedule is too tight
thighter than ur mum's....
ok nvm
doubt anyone reads it aniway
navy is really stressing me out..
with a lot of other shat that keeps happening arnd me..
then i realised something..
shit never stops happening arnd me..
getting posted to a ship with a partner who is gg to down pes soon..
i didn't noe a ugly face qualifies for a down grade..
maybe i should go try to..
i dun realy feel like putting that guys photo on this blog
cos i
dun realli like to put retarded things on my blog..
explains why u dun see much of my face here too
haha
any found a new way of relieving my stress..
which is to help my cousin
insult her young friends
on their blog..
kinda fun
egoman should go try it..
but i dun believe y i m stooping so low jus to play with
my cousin's
computer while staying at my aunt's place..

hi ppl

2007-11-11T04:20:00.000-08:00

hi ppl
pretty amazing that i m now one step
closer to destroying the future generation
manage to pass my ept..
luckily..
have been doing a lot of soul searching recently..
not that anyone actually bother..
it s time to change the ways i have been dong things..
even though i have yet to attain any great power..
but i think it is time to be slightly more responsible
i m gg to conduct a art camp during dec.
and egoman..
if you ever read this
i m thinking of ideas now..
and no
i am eager about the children art camp
not bcos i m a micheal jackson wannabe

hi ppl

2007-11-08T19:20:00.000-08:00

hi ppl
onli realised recently that
i have not been updating my blog for a long time..
so long that my tag board is now being used for advertisement

have been spending quite a lot of time at boon lay
tt place really sucks..
my aunt do not have com with internet connection
and there is almost no one i noe..
then once in a while i m left in charge of my 12 yr old cousin
who listen to nothing but s.h.e
omg...
think i have to update again some time later..
and pls tag so tt the advertisement will go away

hi ppl

2007-08-05T03:05:00.000-07:00

hi ppl
have been i service for quite sometime..
nothing realli interesting have been happening in the navy
live is realli tough..
every day we have to wake up at 0555
go for a run
then have breakfast
then go to a air con class room to sit down n study/ talk cock
for the rest of the day ..
sitting in the air son class room is killing me..
it gets too cold at times
and i dun get to sweat much..

went for primary schoool gathering yesterday
not much comments though..
it was nice to see every one after all these years..

hi ppl

2007-06-29T19:34:00.000-07:00

hi ppl
at last ..
my course at the navy is ending..
and a new one is gg to start again..
wee is gg to go for his store man course..
and ming is also here at the same camp.

happy belated father day
no i did not get anything from cl..
but i did get something for him..

back to navy..
there is nothing much that an nsf can talk about i guess.
other than his ns life..
went for fire fighting course..

hi ppl

2007-05-16T21:52:00.000-07:00

hi ppl
appy belated mother's day
to those mothers n mothers soon to be..
did not realli enjoy my mother day..
but then nvm..
back to camp on mon..
n back home again for leave till next mon..
yeah!!

got a passing out parade for the recruits at the navy last sat
took this photo with shawn n wee..
the one in the middle is an ex-con...
been behind bars for 2 years
who is a very nice..
yet not very intelligent fellow
very lucky to noe such ppl

hi ppl

2007-05-06T04:57:00.000-07:00

hi ppl
never felt happier to be home than this week..
got a confinement/ late book out this week..
thanks to some mother fucker black sheeps ..
who do really stupid things..
or to be exact..
get caught doing stupid things..
people do stupid things all the time ..
as long as you don't get caught
i believe that it is ok..
so there are these bunch of recuit..
who were smoking at the stair way of the classroom block..
and got caught by some master sgt..
then got people who play psp in class..
and bring mem stick into the camp compound..
there are any people doing it..
but they are stupid to be caught ..
so the authority decided to give us a confinement/ late book out..
believing that it will help in improving our level of discipline..
and they decided to remove some other privileges..
which are realli important to us..
the confinement seem so long
that i almost forgot how cl n gh look like..

and i nv knew how much cl love me until now...
i was on my way home from camp after the long week..
i was on the bus..
saw this really cute little boy..
who was so cute ..
that cute is a word too simple to describe him..
heal the world... make it a better place... for you and..
when the bus was reaching his stop..
he stood up and press the bell..
then he told his mum..
"mama i press the bell on my own!"
and his mum gave him a dollar
so the next time i take the bus with my mum..
i m gg to press the bell and ask her for 100
yeah..

then my phone rang...
it was cl..
i tot he was gg to ask me when i was gg to return home..
after not seeing me for such a long time..
" hello boy ? what happened to the tv? cannot on."
wow i am gg to ask him for a new com
on father's day.
so the television is spoilt..
and it is really boring..
that i have to spend the whole day on you tube..
watching power ranger
and playing pokemon pearl..
looking back for the child hood i have missed

hi ppl

2007-04-28T10:23:00.000-07:00

hi ppl
have not been updating bcos i have been having..
non stop guard duty for the last one week..
had to book in early on sun ..
and had another one on thur..
but never knew guard duty can be fun
until i left tekong..
was watching miss singapore universe
in the guard cabin..
quite surprised at the difference between the 2 extremes of contestants..
also suprise that some of my guard mates can be such good
miss singapore universe judges..
and bastards..

was doing guard duty on thursday as well..
was studying maxim..
when we got realli bored..
and for the first time in my life..
i actualli called a chat hotline ..
pls note that it was the last time as well....
we picked up the nearest phone we can get our hands on..
which belongs to some innocent slping bastard..
who ate our share of the pizza without our consent..
we bothered to plot a revenge because we were damn hungry..
so we went thru the admin stuff for the chat line..
and we were damn surprise how stupid these chats lines are..
the first intro was..
"I aM hUNgRy..我好饿。我想吃你的香肠。。。。。"
we had to do cpr on one guy because he was choking with laughter..
quite surprise that there are such lame ppl in singapore.
we suspect that it is some 45 tr old auntie
with a sexy voice ..
getting paid 4.50 an hr to speak off a script..
then we went to blanket the fat bastard...

at last this week
they are release from tekong
and regain their freedom temporarily
wen hao look like a con man..

hi ppl

2007-04-14T07:37:00.000-07:00

hi ppl
good friday
just finished watching " a Cinderella story"
cannot believe that i actually like a show that is so ...
feminine
think it is because of Hilary duff..
no i m not involved in any Hilary duff fan club of any sort..

ok..
haven really updated for a long time..
trying to accustom myself to the new life at the navy..
it is totally different from the army..
the things they say ...
the things they do..
the ways things are done...
and the type of ppl you get to meet there..
there are people who are married with kids..
people who desperately want to get married
so that they can book out every day..
and there are even people who are divorced...
there are people who go geylang almost every weekend..
if not they will be at changi...
and then there is wee who is sleeping bside me...
enjoy life at navy much more
compared to the army life..
jumped off a 3 m platform into a 5 m deep pool the other day..
might be easy for most people
but being afraid of height..
and of the chance that i will overshoot the 5m and hit hell instead...
felt really good when i managed to get out off the pool alive...
this picture is not the pool i jumped into..
just tekong in a puddle...

went out to return a library book today...
after millions of letter from the nlb..
maybe the library should have party poppers installed at the book drop
when people with books that are fucking over dued..
maybe like a couples of months..
return their books..
the system will activate and there will be a mini celebration
at the book drop
it will be even better if the staff would come out to congratulate the guy
and announce through the p.a system..
i believe in encouragement...
not punishment

happy good friday once again..

hi ppl

2007-03-16T07:02:00.000-07:00

hi ppl
at last ...
my basic military training is over..
after all these months of training..
millions of milliseconds spendt on the isolated island..
i feel so prepared ..
so prepared that i can even replace John James Rambo
realli wish that i dun have to go out field again..
no more sleeping with frogs..
no more sleeping on damp soil...
no more digging of shit hole with my secondary school class mates again..
not that i dun like that experience..
these three months has realli been great ..
i recommend that everyone should go try it out!!!
passed out on tues..
n had high fever that night after marching in the raining..
till i realli pass out..
they say that army make you stronger..
but at the rate i m falling sick...
it sucks..
watch stomped the yard..
it was a realli good movie..
teach us loads of stuff..
but according to my sis ..
a good movie is a movie where no one dies..
apparently .. one of the onli few good movie in her world
is " the sound of music"...
oh...

hi ppl

2007-02-25T21:33:00.000-08:00

hi ppl
fell really sick this weekend..
due to some gastric viral infection
that has been going around in the platoon..
vomited and had diaohhera
sorry abt the spelling..
i m not one of those kids on the spellcast adver...
my vomit was orange and ...
i had to go to the hospitalbcos it was realli bad...
and it was 11 at nite..

anyway i have decided to blog right before the majority of the platoon book in..
so that i can bad mouth abt them while they are in camp..
and i will delete the post as soon as i book out so
that i will be innocent..
ok jus joking..
but there are really some people in the bun that i have to talk about..
or at least tell people about these wonderful characters..
other than spiderman n his gay venom friend..
every one is really great..
and very soon we will have go on separate paths
to go to different unit after we pass out..
cannot believe tt time is passing by so fast.
btw i have decided to start helping ppl do pastel portrait for a small price..
so pls come find me if u wan to have ur portrait done..
ok.. my art isnt tt good yet..
but if you all are willing to let me practice
i wil try my best..
i sound like i jus took this off a tv series..

he alevel are coming..
argh...........

hi ppl

2007-02-20T02:32:00.000-08:00

hi ppl
haven been back to this beloved country for the last 2 weeks
so glad that i m home at last
i can do things that i was not allowed to do on p. tekong
such as sharing precious time with my family member
serious..
it is the 3rd day of chinese new year
and once again i have to prepare to book in again
very soon it will be over
and it will be my pop
passing out parade
yeah
it is a parade where every one will march in a synchronized manner
then faint in a orderly manner to pass out officially

i have began to develop a passion for shining my boots..
and after much research
i have realized
that it is not onli the technique that matters
u must have the correct material..
the black kiwi
from the 3 row of the 3 isle in the bedok ntuc
is the best kiwi
and kiwi feather from nz is the optimum cloth to use

wah this hour is realli damn boring..
have to go back to that place..
the time now is 1852
i repeat 1852
i will be back on sat ..
so long ppl

btw i dun thin looking like a pregnant woman is in..
this message go out specialli to my fat sis..

hi ppl

2007-02-04T03:03:00.000-08:00

hi ppl
surprise surprise
i m back again..
for i have never realli abandoned this blog
it jus happen so that i had sort of too much things to do
and the tag boarrd has been giving e some problem
that i neglected this blog for the last few months..
now that i have become a soldier..
some thing that i realli wish i will not be
i have more time to blog..
i think.

i am in mohawk company
which was believe to be one of the most shiong company..
but i believe that things has changed greatly
but there is still ninja company nearby
which have such tidious physical training..
that if you ended up there
you will get fits
even before you get fit..
the people that you get to meet in army are realli interesting...
andthe animals n insects r relalli interesting too..
first there are the commando mosquitoes in the forest..
that can sting you through ur uniform..
and commandos rats that can scale the wall..
gtg book in liao..
brb ..

hi ppl

2006-10-17T07:21:00.000-07:00

hi ppl
school life in mjc has officially ended
last friday ..
did not had time to up date my blog..
but since that my days are so fucking limited..
i have decided to acknowlegde it
i have taken a couple of photo with some ppl in the school
but there is so much hussle with up loading it
that i have decided to give
u all the freedom of imagining how it look like.
tried studying at seng choon poultry farm yjese few days..
i mean national library ..
but with all the chicks around you cannot realli tell the diff..
unless y wan to do the shitty egg yolk expreriment
ok nvm..
seriousli think tt it is better for me to study alone..
other than when i hace to ask ppl qn..
i think tt is a bit self fish
sorry ppl

hi ppl

2006-09-19T22:18:00.000-07:00

hi ppl
it has been a long tme since i last updated again..
dunno why but i still say it every time i up date..
apparently
there are people out there who don't understand
things that i m writing on this blog.
other than the typos.
we suppose the education system have not done enough
since it is not really very nice to insult other people's intelligence
lets look at what
" kissmyass"
has got to say....
"kissmyass: that's fucking vulgar;
and btw, the origin of a birthday is not
"parents fucking" but it's
"parents fucking 9 mths - 2 weeks"
ago: go work that out dickhead"
lets look at dictionary.com
or‧i‧gin [awr-i-jin, or-]
jus in case "kissmyass" is unable to pronounce
1.the first stage of existence; beginning
considering that this definition is correct
it doesn't matter when your parent have sexual intercourse.
time is not a concern
and there are also cases of
premature babies.
further more 99% of my blog is bull shit.
for entertainment purpose.
not

controversial

issues
think about it.
that is if you possess the abilty to think.
which i doubt..
so

fuck off!!!

NEXT!!

ani way lai has came up with a new rule for the team
for every vulgarity that we say infront of each other
we ahev to pay $1
and ever gesture that we make
it will be three dollars..
seems that we will be having a new club statdium very soon..
woohoo!!!

hi ppl

2006-08-24T07:44:00.000-07:00

hi ppl
it is amazing that i am still alive..
after all the things that have happened..
firstli they was clfgh 9 months ago aniversary..
which almost killed me when
a brief and blurred virtual image of ...
argh ..
appeared in my head...
why do ppl want to celebrate their birthday so badli..
when the origin of their birthday
is their parent fucking..
ok..
before that there was the meeting with the principal..
wow ..
tt was one exprience...
1000 times worse than see ur parents
lying on each other..
butt naked..
anyway i manage to survive those 2 major events
so i think i might be able to live till he age of 1000 years old..
then the big shit arrive..
they have a movie that is named after my father...
yah apparently it is known as cl angel..
it is ok for ppl to go arnd making fun abt it..
like can u ask ur dad to send those angel to my house..
sorry i dun think tt is possible.
but i m sure my father is more than willing
to send things
up ur ass...
then came the stupid mother fucking son of lawernce..
apparent naming himself
johnathan..
came with the fucking news paper...
with his fucking ugly face
with al the acne blooming in celebration of his retardedness..
he took the newspaper in his fucking thin hands..
and with his fucking low voice..
ok there is no way u can fuck
with a voice like tt..
and ask every one..
"look , this is shen yean father name..,
CL , haha ha"
ha ur lan pa lah..
so ppl
my dad do not have any angels..
even if he does..
they are not transexual..
and they would not be fighting crime..
they would be ..

hi ppl

2006-07-12T08:08:00.000-07:00

hi ppl
it is the quaterly report for cl jr
wonderful results..
it isso wondrful this time round
tt i can feel the spiral groove forming
on the inner walls of my rectum.
some thing has to be done..
fast n serious
maybe first i will go catch
dragon tiger door..
but tt is not realli the point..
the point is tt if i don't anithing
which is something that i have been doing all these while..
things are going to get worse..
so i was thinking if there is some switch
on my body that can help me switch my mentality
that might look like this..
ok nvm..
i just found a easy to push button switch
aniway ..
sean gt a girl friend..
and the carpenters tops the chart
ani way congrats sean.
and consoles to the other parties..

btw ..
went for medical on mon..
realli interesting..
when i reach room six..
which was the body check up room..
all i see was half nake 17/18/19
years old guys/ people who haven passed psle..
watching jamie oliver cooking..
and after i check my heart beat..
the half naked people are watching
sesame street..

woohoo

anyway ..
i have deleted / removed all the pornography material
accidental found their way into my computer..
away from my internal hard drive
notice internal and harddrive..

hi ppl

2006-06-23T07:09:00.000-07:00

hi ppl
it is fucking amazing
wat a fucking day it had been.
it started out fine like a typical friday.
i wake up n play
while neighbours go to pray
mama is still as fucked up as ever
and the sun is shiney as ever..
i stepped out of the house thinking of going to study
the globe the earth and the atmosphere..
and the wind blow as well as how to blow.
i sat on the bus to paradise
not knowing what glory i have
to see a sight of gory
and there i was on the single deck bus.
beside a fucking dead man
he was lying in a pool of blood legs pointing up
but it is still sick enuff.
the cloth was placed over him
it was sick
my fucking lunch was rushing up my thoart
then i went to study geog
which was as sick ..
so i had a fucking sick day
the end.
fuck

hi ppl

2006-05-29T06:57:00.000-07:00

hi ppl...
i have been thinking abt this class mate lateli..
ok let name this classmate classmate Y
i haven seen this classmate in class for these few days..
i wonder how classmate y is..
so happi tt classmate y will be in class tml
btw
went to watch x men 3 today..
it was a fucking dissapointmen..
all my fav chararter died..
for no fucking reason..
n the new charaters r freaking useless..
hiaz... wat a waste of my money..
dun go n watch..
especialli if u duno wat
x men are..
hiaz.. wasted..

hi ppl

2006-05-24T07:03:00.001-07:00

hi ppl
recentli i have realise something realli surprising..
i was talking to one of my non-male classmate
n realise tt this classmate do not know anithing abt
the X men!!!!
can u not don't believe it?
holy!!!!
welcome to cL sexist episode ..
ok nvm i shall start wth a x men intro
x men is not a group of men which like to have sex..
neither is it a grp of mutant tt like to have sex..
they r just a grp of mntant wth super power..
who is trying to get peace during the war between muntant
and humans
and they dun like to have sex ..
since they would kill each other accidentli
while have sex
with ther super power
they was a time when rouge took away gambit power
when they contacted..
ok i think non -male who r reading won noe what i m talking abt
since barbie is not part of the xmen..

aniway wat do think is the most damngerous creautre on earth?
it is neither
the t-rex.
or dracula..
it is the Female driver..
think abt it

hi ppl

2006-05-15T06:22:00.001-07:00

hi ppl
last sat i have been to
the most time frozen place in singapore..
some where in hougang..
near sr jc there.. at the tampines road there..
the place is so frozen in the 1900s..
all the shops are old..
the ppl there are old..
and if we r careful enuff ..
we might even see japanese soldier there..
went cycling wth ming n wee n his bro on sat..
screwed up badli.. sorry
and got some god damn abrasion on my
ass n it hurt so bad..
n dononvan..
here is ur bdae present as promise..
ladies pls turn away..

the seven-eleven

hi ppl

2006-05-11T19:04:00.000-07:00

hi ppl
happy vesak day..
it has been a rather godd week ..
went to the mjc choir concert..
even though it was much better than i have expected..
it was still..
yah
so i met a lotof ppl tt i haven seen for a long time
such as bryan tang.. and roy kong..
if anione rmb who they are..
aniway..
there was more to the concert than wat was on the stage..
sorry for staring..
but we stare
bcos we care..
this is taken from some t shirt..
i wonder why they dun print slogan on pants too
like " i forgot to hook my pants even though
i m ur teacher"

hi ppl

2006-05-04T06:26:00.001-07:00

hi ppl
i have decided to pulish a online comic..
even though i dun think anione out there is still reading this blog..
if u r pls tag..
my tag board seem as if
it had to be buried soon..
ok i m sorry i have been away for so long..
but guess who's back..
back again..
cL's back
tell ur friends..
yes he's back
yes he's back
yes he's back
yes he's back
yes he's back
yes he's back
yes he's back...
ok
have been attacked by some god damn flu virus
for the last few days..
guess it screwed my head..
n brought cLstien back to life..
class nowadays seem to be pretty boring..
boring but not pretty..
no offence..
how can a class be pretty when there is a johnathan..
yesh..
but he did not seem to be ugli active..
i realli cannot use the word pretty here..
it is an insult..
so yah..
and with a twelve beer past the window every Xhr
when X>0.25
who will be able to concentrate in class with out puking
of cos X beers ,when X>3
is another form of distraction..
but tt is once a day..
so yah..
hiaz..

hi ppl

2006-04-30T06:58:00.001-07:00

hi ppl
actualli it is supose to be sorry ppl
sorry for having constipation..
yah..
sorry for not posting ani shit for the last month
went to the ny jc some shit concert last nite..
which supposedli started at 730
according to ang ming hao..
and when we were on our way there at 645
soem one called us..
and told us tt the concert is at 7..
wow..
then the choir for the concert was damn power..
their choir is full of action
jumping here and there and all over the place..
it must be a stratergy to compensate for
their inablity to sing well..
another thing they did was to imitate the sound of animal..
nynp...
tt explain y squid boy is there..
the rest of the month have been rather interesting.
went to see the vice pricipal.........
agian..........
promise him i will work hard..........
again..........
seem tt i dun realli have much choice laft aniway..
went to watch soccer match at tpjc ..
see a ot of ppl tt i have not seen for a long time..
such as
fasial..
if anione still remember him..
and jun yao ...
the bamboo.... n his gal..
like every other month..
johnathan is behaving like an ass..
n those non-winner r still non- winners...

hi ppl

2006-04-02T07:11:00.000-07:00

hi ppl
hav you ever wonde how you would look like
if you have lived in the 70s..
i have..
and i got the answer..

this is not photo shoped
and this man lived through the 60s and 70s
and is still alive and kicking today..
met alot of ppl tt lived through the 70s over the week end
ncluding the father of a 8 pointer ajc gal.
mr neo seng hock...
thank you for
telling us stories abt desker road when we drove past..
and stoies abt your youths
thank you for letting us noe tt we r lousy students...
bcos ur daughther is in aj..
and thank you for the 9 dollar ride in ur taxi..
wee. pls go arnd sch and shout seng hock..
we believe tt he has a pretty daughter..

hi ppl

2006-03-27T04:59:00.000-08:00

hi ppl
today i have discovered the fomula to
temporary lower body paralysis
TP=(A)+(C+D+E+B)-(S)
items needed:
(they can be found at everywhere near you.. unless..)
A=.a working pair of legs and arms
B=. 5 bottles of yakult(3 might be enough for some people)
tt 's abt it..
steps:
C= eat a heavy lunch.
D= wait for 2 hour for your food to digest
E= run 2.4 or even further until you feel tired..
B= now drink all the yakult you have
if u still dun feel the effect
apply S
S being playing chinese chess
you can put your chess pieces into the yakult bottles..
after apllying the fomula you will get TP
temporary paralysis
enjoy...
saw the new show ultraviolet trailer..
there is this part where she can change her costume from
white to red...
just wondering ..
is it a power that hshe can use only once a month..
ok nvm..
block test have bben realli shitty..
but yah .. i have to work realli hard from now on..
like i have always said..

btw soon i will be postinng the first few sketch of my works ..
so keep watch..

hi ppl

2006-03-24T08:08:00.000-08:00

hi ppl
it was ming hao bdae last sat..
so happi belated bdae...
and we will pay back soon..
at last the block tests are over...
and i feel so good..
esspecialli after the sleep during maths paper..
after i have accomplish answering 2 questions...
at last got my self the world of warcraft rpg..
dungeon and dragon..
sng bo!!!
3:7 is the best ratio on earth!!!

hi ppl

2006-03-04T05:37:00.000-08:00

hi ppl
today is victorian day
happi Victorian Day to all ex vs students..
went to watch final destination3 today..
wow
iwatch fd 1 in pri 5..
it was the first movie tt i ever watched..
wow until today the series is stilll amazing..
even though it always manage to gross n freak me out..
fd 3 is th best b cos... it is the best..
went to see chinese doc abt my neck pain..
and apparentli the doc say it is due to too much stress on my neck..
even though it does not realli exist..
but still yah too much pressure on it..
too much weight
n i must remove the source of stress
in another word..
my head is too big n heavy..
n maybe i should remove it
then went to play lan for 1 hr wth wee n ming..
n there was this kid sitting bside wee..
surfing unhealthy website..
not those high fats n high carbohyrate website..
but .. yah
anyway the guy was onli like sec 1 or 2..
n he was in a lan shop...
Argh!!!

hi ppl

2006-02-19T05:06:00.000-08:00

hi ppl
once again..
dun worry i m still alive.
just tt i did not have time to
update my blog for the last few weeks...
have been trying to turn a screw driver
anti clock wise above my head...
as u can see..
i have been to schoool
such a auspicious time every morning
that the teachers got worried ..
they called down my father's wife..
even though cL is alive and kicking..
and they decided to tell her abt
my wonderful progress in school work..
and my abidding to the feng shu master's instructions..
so i had to see mr patrick..
to find a new auspicious time to go school..
720..
...
.
and old ppl's need to find a mate is freaking me out..

hi ppl

2006-02-01T04:49:00.000-08:00

hi ppl
happi lunar new year..
even though this greeting comes abit too late..
but who care..
after much waiting ..
i managed to upload my lastest piece of work...
which i did on hari raya haji

the cold lama- 2006

another day in school has just been over..
mr johnathan went nuts again..
maybe bcos he ate too much peanuts during the new year break..
when the teacher say "huh" twice
after she could not interpret the infra sound
emited from his mouth....
he shouted at the teacher..
sweet..
my cca is getting a low iq day by day...
icebreakers get dumber time to time..
and not everyone noe each other..
after spending 1 year tgt..
and they paired me up wth this anorexic girl
for road race..
holy ..
walking bside make me look like a nercomancer..

may the sky be this blue on road race..

hi ppl

2006-01-14T20:37:00.000-08:00

hi ppl
another week has dashed by..
i think i will try to blog at least once a week
got my first "BEYOND GOD LIKE!!!!!" on fri..
hahahaha
got a eye feast on wed
while selling photos to the j1
saw tons of things..
including tobias bro
chun kit..
wow..
like brother like brother..
it is a better replica than clones..
and on friday..
johnathan fnalli realise tt we have been outcasting him..
wow.
he can go chirp...

hi ppl

2006-01-08T01:50:00.000-08:00

hi ppl..
i have been lagging quite alot since he start of 2006..
too bz
1. doing home works..
that are supposed to b done years ago..
or at least months ago..
2.went for new year count down on the last day of 2005
with my potential molestors friends

they had to practice the eyes spraying part on me..
news have reported
the various cases of out break of modesty
on orchard on news years eve/day...
3 guys went arnd spraying girls in the eyes..
then there started to grope..
personalli i think it is the blanga construction workers tt did it..
they ha to checked the firmess of the structure....
3.went back to sch on the 3rd of jan..
like almost everyone else in my class did..
other than justin chan..
who was in thailand...
went back too catch up on the things which i had missed
like why some classmates are not talking to one another..
or why some class mates have decided to cry/tear in thebus..
maybe it is tdue to the fact
thet this class mate might have too much moisture contain
in this class mate's body..
or why some class mate still look as ugly as he had did one year ago..
no offence to the word " ugly"
actaulli it would be nine months or so..
since i nv had the fortune to noe this class mates b4 tt..
4. takings photo for the J1 orientation
actualli i onli took photos on the last day of the orientation..
since it is wet and wild..
it was raining.. and everyone was behaving like animals..
especial those who wear long dark blue pants..
who r not from sa
there r ton of vs ppl in mj this time round..
i m sure that the total weight of all the j1 vs guys is at 1 ton..
5.waiting for the country wide emergency drill to be carried out..
since it will be a great way to be late for sch..
but it happened today..
on a sunday..
wasted..

hi ppl

2006-01-08T00:07:00.000-08:00

hi ppl
it is time to ace the mirror again..
it is reflection time
it has onl been six days in to the new year..
n i m starting to reflect..
these 5 day have been rather sucky..
making mistakes in wat ever i do..
here is the thing..
i have been an irrespondsible bastard
being irrespondsible in wat i do..
screwing upp every thing i do
since 1988..
and i realli wish to change for the better...
work hard for 2006
and do better than before for my up coming major exam..
my As..
this soun crappy..
but this shall serve as my new year resolution for 2006..
pls add this to the onw i posted earilier..

hi ppl

2006-01-01T00:44:00.000-08:00

hi ppl..
happi new year..
here r my new year resolution for 2006
1. be a nicer person.
2. be nicer to everyone arnd me...including the indians..
3. try to not condemn gays..
4. feel nice.

hi ppl

2005-12-29T09:18:00.000-08:00

hi ppl
have u ever heard a story..
abt a boy at the bus stop..
talking to his friends on the fucking phone..
then he accidentantli drop a fucking ten dollar note from his pocket...
standing not far away was a minah..
with her bf..
she saw the f ing ten dollar bill..
move forward swiftli and picke it up..
smiled at the boy..
and boarded the fucking bus...
then she went to buy a pair of fucking siccors ...
went to the place tt is trueli asia..
and cut up all the leaves on all the trees into geometricalli shapes..
so ..
wat is the moral of the story?
minahs who still maoney frm me...
should burn in hell..
may hu ever up there punish them..
and malaysia got geomatrical shaped trees..
cylinder sphere..
u name it..
they got it..
wow..

hi ppl

2005-12-23T07:27:00.000-08:00

hi ppl..
some time u just realise
tt u should not put ur youth to waste..
so u start spending it like no ones business...
went cycling wth wee and ming yesterday..
cycle from wee hse to ming hse..
then to tampines..
to bj park..
at pasir ris..
where we went up some watch tower..
to see some couple there....
doing things tt they would be doing onli on a watch tower...
then we went to the coffe shop opp
east view sec..
then it started to rain..
at this point in time..
an idea came..
and idea tt we will never reget having..
"lets cycle in the rain."
wow..
it is one of the best ideas in the world.
cyclng in the rain.,.
wth the water droplets splashing on ur face..
wth all the valuables in a plastic bag...
we just chiong all the way..
like mad dogs..
wow..
by the time we reach wee hse..
i could feel tt the rain water has disfuse thru our skin..
in to our flesh and beyond..
then i went to the4B bbq..
even thoug less ppl went..
but it was stilll super fun..
thank u 4b
next year no more black sauages..
i promise.

hi ppl

2005-12-15T04:29:00.000-08:00

hi ppl...
i am feeling fing bored rite now..
i have been doing nothings these few days..
other than..
waking up..
brushing my teeth every other day..
depending on which side of the bed i wake up to..
even though one side of my bed is facing the walll..
then i would turn on the tap...
let water run down my head..
down my body..
using soap once in a while..
then i would wear my clothes and go out..
i will be sitting on the train..
listening to mothers telling their daughthers
that they hsould marry them selves to indian..
so tt they can celebrate both devapallii
and chinese new year at the same time
i would then reach the place where they grew fruits..
and to the a place called the work place..
where there wil be disgusting looking aunties..
hffh]agfjsago saf jsfja

dhf
sorry...
i was cleaning up the vomit on my key board..
induced by the thought of the aunties..
then soon it would be time to go home...
on the way back..
i saw a young couple..
maybe drunk..
the gal was telling the boy..
"hey ...i feel like a cannibal..."
the next thing she did was to sink her teeth in to the guy'sarm...
wow..
and the guy said..." nice?.."
holy shat....

hi ppl

2005-12-15T03:31:00.000-08:00

hi ppl...
i have returned from the place tt is truely asia...
or so they claim..
the trip was pretty fun..
on the first day..
we went to firm...
i mean frim...
some farming research institute..
where they research on things like..
making the mudd farmer work...
then we went to china town...
to see the orang cheena...
went to the hoteal at nite..
we realised that we have a door
linking to our next door neighbour ..
who prefer to talk to my room mate..
the second was god damn boring..
we were broght to the padi to
listen to some mat giving lecture abt gowing rice...
mightas welll make us work in the field...
hiaz...
on the third and fourth day..
we went some where..
did some thing...
which is supposedli educatinal and fun..
at the same time..
wow..
it realli showed me wat asia is all abt..

hi ppl

2005-12-06T06:07:00.000-08:00

hi ppl..
it has been quite some thing since i blogged..
hav beeen bz at work..
finding out tt ur co worker is not wat he/she
is not realli wat u think he/she is..
no-matter whether he/she is a he or she..
i m gg to malaysia tml...
so ppl.. give me ur wish list of
wat u wan me to get in malaysia..
ifi see it..
u get it!!!
i feel reallli lazy to pack my bag.
so i think i will wear all my clothes tonite.
and thn peel off one layer everyday in malaysia..
n i will soak my clothes..
and then squeeze out the water when i feel thristy..
tt save me the water bottle too.
i will bring onli sing dollar..
so the vendor will give me free goods
cos hey cannot give me change.
yeah..
this trip is gg to be fun..
especialli if the his story learners are not there..
i have nothng against them

hi ppl

2005-11-22T06:14:00.000-08:00

hi ppl..
happi bday to ck...
went fr his dinner last nite....
realise the potency of irish cream..
wow...
have been doing nothing but work for the last few days..
met a lot of ppl yesterday..
inncluding the whole of mj pe dept..
hiaz ppl.. i m feeling damn tired...
gg to slp liao..
bye..

hi ppl

2005-11-11T21:45:00.000-08:00

hi ppl
it was my first day of work yesterday
wow
everyone there thinkk i m retarded..
as my name is so commplicated
every one starts giving me names..
yesh..
it is name-the-son-of-cL time again.
donovan's favorite past time
someone called me micheal...
becos apparently i have the micheal face...
wow
then the boss there decided to call me pino
it is some ice cream in japan..
wow
interesting work place
some one found a ticket stud from lido..
and pass it to someone else at the work place.
say wat treat her to watch movie..
then the person pass the tix stud to me..
and i stupidly/jokingly asked.
wat show?
" no lah . this fake one"
then she gave me the
"u r so dumb that u think i m gg to
treat u watch movie wth a stud "look
yes ppl..
i cannot differentiate wat is a stud
and wat is a movie ticket..
at the end of the day..
my hands smelled like
it had just swam back up
some waterfall to lay eggs
and my legs feel like pickles..

hi ppl

2005-11-06T01:20:00.000-08:00

hi ppl
yet again the earth has made several revolutions about the sun
plant have grew hight by a few mm...

op is coming tml
op as in oral presentation
not some ocean pacific...
i am damn scared...
my tongue is too short and i cannot speak properli..
guess that the shortness of my tongue has been compensated
by the lenght of other body parts..
ear lope ect...
back to the part about not being able to speak fluently..
there are many words that i cannot pronunce properly..
dun think i can do public speakking..
hiaz..

went to eat steam boat on friday...
at marina bay...
the food is not as good as the previous time..
maybe even worse ..
but it will nv be as bad as the time we eat with
the ny ppl..
as least we have got drinks this time round
haha

at last i got a job..
working for some food outlet..
look for me if u all want..
if u all can..
ok..
i need to gp practice for my op..
maybe i can train my tongue
by licking..
.. ice cream

ok good luck to all for their op..

hi ppl

2005-10-29T07:20:00.000-07:00

hi ppl
since the chi ao level i scoming realli soon...
i have decided to blog in chinese to help every one prepared.
嗨人
我现在在使用华文来写网上日记
是因为我爽
ok..
ebuff crapping arnd wth chinese..
good luck ppl for ur chinese exam on mon..
alot have been happening during this period of time..
earth has been spinnig..
hydrogen atoms have be going thru
nuclear fission on the surface of the sun
i had oral
presentation dry run...
on friday..
as the weather is too humid..
i screwed up my dry run badli..
i cannot pronounce simple word..
and i keep saying the wrong stuff..
went back to vs open hse today..
almost got my ass on tv..
rey we walked too slowli..
i saw the edge of my pants on tv..
and ppl..
pls do not keep ur fishes in rounded fish bowl..
bcos if u r in italy u would be fined..
as keeping ur fish in a rounded fish bowl
would damage the fish's eye sight
ok ppl
i noe tt wat ever i say has no link..
but if there is a link in everything..
then we will have to play weakest link..
ok nvm...
good luck once again ppl..
for ur a/o/ao level chinese exam..
and old ppl are nice ppl

hi ppl

2005-10-18T06:25:00.000-07:00

hi ppl...

this is wat we did over at denial hse over the week end..
sleep toether...
yeah..

hi ppl

2005-10-16T05:43:00.000-07:00

hi ppl..
may all ahbeng burn in hell...
i lost my phone..
which is most prob stolen by some ahbeng..
who cannot tell my phone suck and is free..
and all my contacts are inside..
who ever stole my phone..
may u get stab in ur leg during a fight...
then while u are dragging ur slef across the road..
ten gays dogs will rape u..
then ten ugli ah lians will rape u..
then ten gay ahpeh willl rape u oso..
then while u r trying get away from the gays ..
a sbs bus will crush ur hands...
then will go to the hospital.
while u r at lying at ur bed..
u will feel damn thirsty..
but bcos ur hands are crushed..
u could not pick up the cup of water properli..
then it topples and pour on ur life support..
the short circult will cause huge waves fo current into u..
burning ur skin and organs..
the burning sensation will cause u to wave ur hand franticli..
then u will fall off the bed..
the life support will satrt burnng..
the glas will expad so extremeli tt it will burst into pieces..
the fragments will piece into ur eyes..
bilinding u instantli...
my phone will start ringing..
and the radition will iginite an explodsion..
good luck have fun..
and fuck u.

for all of u out there.
pls send me ur phone number and contact..
thank u.

hi ppl

2005-10-11T09:12:00.000-07:00

hi ppl..
yeah !!! the exams are finnaly over..
the sun seem to much brighter now..
and i seem to be making much more foood..
even though i seem to have screwed up every thing..
i m still happy...
tt the exams are finnali over..
went to train for bowling wth my team today.
wow..
yeah wow..
went to watch goal..
which is seriousli a wowowowow
the show was superb...
the goals are nice and every thing else in the show is just as nice..
even the part where the main character father died..
they did it in a supernice way..
but tt is not the main focus of the show..
it is the goals they scored wow..
even though i m the 100%
non soccer / football fan...
the show was good...
every one shoud go and watch it..

hi ppl

2005-10-07T07:03:00.000-07:00

hi ppl...
if a tiger dun roar..
it is still not a cat...
most prob it has a sore throat...
playing pranks is ok...
asking the person if he have fun
is not realli a smart choice..
ok nvm...
it is my own fault ..
f .
lousy day.

hi ppl

2005-09-27T09:58:00.000-07:00

hi ppl..
i have started mugging these few day..
not robbing old ladies
but actualli studying for my promos..
at last ...
some of u might say..
since i believe tt most ppl have starte mugging
the day before dinosaurs were born..
not surprised...
when i see my classmates..
muggers of all forms..
there are the common muggers...
studying everything they have..
then we have the super muggers..
think they can wear a shirt with a big M on it..
M for MJ
and M for muggers.
and m for medium..
since fat ppl cannot realli mug..
these super muggers are so super tt
they might even wear their undies on the outside..
not tt i would even want to see them do tt..
then we have the secret muggers..
they are so secret tt no one noe abt them..
they seem to slack all the time..
while they are super bz mugging at home...
and their results show ..
then we have the smart ones..
who dun need to mug...
not tt there r any in my class..
they all went to rj..
or r taking part in the R.I.P now..
then we have the stupid muggers..
who are seen in school mugging every day...
yet their result r inverseli porpotional to their muggings..
not tt if there dun mug at all they will do well..
they might just be -x^2...
ok..
i gtg..
best of luck ppl..
i hate mugging..
and if u feel bored
while mugging in the middle of the nite..
feel fre to contact me..
since i will be feeling bored too..

hi ppl

2005-09-24T04:38:00.000-07:00

hi ppl..
promo coming soon...
not much time to blog..
good luck ppl..
good luck to myself too..
may hu ever up there bless u all...

hi ppl

2005-09-14T05:19:00.000-07:00

hi ppl..
i have lost my SRJC file...
the black one wth all the stickers on it..
if found...
can u pls return to me..
there are very important things in that file..
i need all the notes in it to study...
and if u ever see some fucking loser from XXX nighborhood secondary school..
since neverladnd is filled wth them..
abusing the file.
eg peeling off all the stickers ...
taking out al the notes..
and the two metal plates...
and other stuff in the file.
pls tell me..
to tell him to fuck off...
pls ppl if u find a SRJC file wth alot of stickers all over it..
think of me..
cause i will be thinking of u too...
btw...
gh and her daughther seem to kidnapped
by those guys from the neighbourhood country...
they went off to the nghbouring country early in the morning..
and they are not back yet..
i want my chewing gum!!!
nvm..
i will be going there in 2 monhs time...
and we had room allocation today...
wow..
i will be sleeping wth a indian..
wow
haha
all the coconut oil...
maybe they have a coconut tree in he middle of the hotel room..
and we have to do a bollywood dance
whenever we are thirsty ..
so that a cocont will fall off the tree..
and most prob land on his head..
boon .
u owe me one big one...
haha
btw
rey
enjoy the pole?
haha

hi ppl

2005-09-09T09:29:00.000-07:00

hi ppl
woo hooo
i had a great day..
seriousli great day...
i was woke up by gh..
telling me tt she need me to go take a queue no at the doc..
and tt spells..
F-R-E-E-D-O-M
woo hoo...
then she puked all over the place..
i can play com the whole day..
but i decided to go do some studying..
ming ask if i wanna go watch one more chance at princess...

then after i went to meet up wth cheok mun(correct?)
and hon fei...
for dinner..
at century square..
which was holding ladies nite.
that means from 7 - 11..
no one wth a prick is allowed in the mall..
how ever this means tt those wth pricks are able to get..
either a free beer...
or a free movie tix from the mall..
it is my lucky day ..
so i called ming to come down..
wth wee..
while i go and collect the tix..
from the cineplex in century square.
nowhere i come the fun ..
as guy weren't allowed into the mall..
we onli had 3 choices left..
1: we fake we are gals are try to bleach security.
and treathen to take off our pants if they stopped us..

2: we fake we r gays...

3: we run into the underground car park and try to enter the building..
so we chose3...
we ran in to the carpark..
like wild dogs just release..
into a scifi action film..
we felt as though we were secret agents...
or at least i did..
until we saw the indian security guard....
who told us to take the cargo lift..
becos we r not gals..
so we ran arnd the whole car park..
looking for the cargo lift..
we found it and we were very happy..
not knowing there was option 4
4: backtrack to the main entrance..
there is aside door that goes to the cargo lift..
just tell the man u want to go to the cineplex..
remember the man... not the lady.
woo hoo..
so we went to watch one more chance...
it was a nice movie..
a nice propaganda too..
if u r going to watch the show..
at the last part when the main charater get a tuxedo put over him..
it is time to run out from the cinema..
e ending is realli beyond words...

i feel realli lucky today..
maybe i should have done something else during this period of luck..
on second tot.. nvm..

hi ppl

2005-09-04T05:53:00.000-07:00

hi ppl..
recentlyi have noticed something...
the bengs near my house have changed their form of transport...
they have change from GT stun bikes..
to Piyo Piyo Aunties bike..
u noe those aunties bike that mum likes to bring
their kids to schol in?
those that a basket at the front?
why is that so?
maybe they know that they won be getting a job
when they graduate..
and they have to depend on their wives for income..
therefore they have to start practicing
how to fetch their children from school now...
either that or they stole the bikes from their mum...
they also noe that they won be able to afford
anything tat have four wheel
other than the wheel chair outside the guardiance phamacies..
which they will need
when they get beaten up..

i was buying bread just now when i saw something
damn f up..
there was this person..
who had tons of safety pins on her ears..
i think there was at least ten..
think she did that bcos she could not afford normal earrings..
either that or bcos she is wearing diapers ..
and she need those safety pins to pin er diapers together?

hi ppl

2005-08-22T07:32:00.000-07:00

hey sorry dude..
i didn't mean to cut the queue ..
raising up my right hand to push you.
i didn't mean to step in front of you.
on second thoughts..
i m realli full of guilt.
i should have just let you past
allowing you to be on the bus...
i am realli starting to reget..
regeting that you moved back
already got my retribution now i guess..
cause there is a smelly indian releasing gas.
haven bath and wash for months
all the dirt and the dust...
from all the consturction he have done
collecting under his armpit...
holy shit hope u've seen it..
armpit leg pit u name it he has it..
coconut oil and all the shat..
mixing them up to be a hit..

hey shorty .... i m sorry..
i didn't let u go..
in front of me..
i m sorry..
but u realli look like a kid...

the smelly indian stood rite there...
allow the smell to disfuse to the air..
and i was standing behind ..
suffering gasping suffocating..
you monk and cecilia was there dancing..
cos at last someone can compete wth their son.
may be i should buy him lux
and put him in a bath.
and teach him how to clean his butt..
holy shit...
i m so soory kid...
next time pls get on the bus...

hi ppl

2005-08-19T07:01:00.000-07:00

hi ppl..
wow wat a day..
had a lot of funtoday..

went to schoool..
get malued infornt of the whole school during pe..
we were having aces day rehersal..
then we had to follow the instruction from
this tall non-victorian fag on the stage..
of course..
he being a non victorian fag..
even if he is a victorian fag..
no one will listen to him.
therefore we did not move our arms and legs..
then some pe teacher..
whose name we shall not say..
ask the whole hall to sit down..
and leftonli spsix to do the aces shit..
wtf...
some more there is this disgusting gals
wth her pe t shirt tucked..
to the end of her pe pants..
and dancing arnd enthuli..
wtf..
trying to prevent my breakfast
from seeing daylight again was difficult enough..
we still have to dance..
wtf...
mjpedeptsux...
but then had abit of fun during maths lec..
watch justin put staplets in tybro hair..
tt was the highlight of the day..
then i went to ah mah hse..
and told my aunt tt i think budda misght be afroman..
i got into a lot of shit..
hiaz.
he realli have afro curl..

hi ppl

2005-08-17T06:17:00.000-07:00

hi ppl..
i realli hate saying hi ppl at this point of time..
but then..
hiaz..
for those of you who know what i am going to talk abt ..
good..
for those who dun..
most prob u won care..
we are not going to co-ed..
not now.
not forever...
tt guy can go .....
for all i care..
we will no be co-ed.
now is the time for us to show them the true spirit.
to show them that "thy sons are we" will nv change....
show it in ur msn nick..
show it in the forum ..
show it everywhere...
why not everyone wear their peshirt this friday
19-8-05
to show tt we won be co-ed.

hi ppl

2005-08-14T08:22:00.000-07:00

hi ppl..
thank you for all ur wishes..
if you actualli wish that is..
haha
thank for all the presets...
and spending time wth me..
i had fun..
thanks
thank you for celebrating international ysy day..

hi ppl

2005-08-12T06:30:00.000-07:00

hi ppl
i was browsing thru my book today..
and i found this..

and this..

have u ever realli look a the sky b4?
like take a couple of mins off ur shedule and just lookup..
u will feel good..
for me at least..

wat would ur mum do when u r sick..
down wth flu ...
and a f up sore throat..
and u were having a nap..
trying to sleep everything away..
will ur mum wake u up..
force u go run errands for her...
most prob they wont...

but gh did..
i was sick..
down wth flu...
and a f up sore throat..
and she have to wake me up..
force me to go to ntuc...
just bcos the duck she bought in the afternoo had broken legs..
yes
she woke me up bcos of a duck..
a lame duck..
and she wan me to exchange it for a duck wth perfect legs..
wtf..
y bother if the duck is lame..
in the end it still can't walk..

so i have to go ntuc..
give the duck to the counter lady..
tell her tt i dun want a lame duck..
which took her 5 min to comprehen..
5 min to decide whether she should allow me to exchange..
while my throat burns...
then i went to the poultry section
to see tt they dun have any ducks left...
maybe all the duck wth perfect legs have ran away..
fuck.

hi ppl

2005-08-10T19:19:00.000-07:00

hi ppl...
i saw a grp of realli stupid ah bengs
not tt smart ones exist ...
but ten this grp is realli stupid...
i was at the toilet in tm...
then there si ths guy using the urinal beside me...
he was holding his hand phone in his hand ...
while he was peeing...
then the hand phone rang..
and vibrated ...
and shook itself out of theahbengs hand..
and drop into the urinal..
pls notice tt the ahbeng is not at fault...
then he shout...
wtf..
my phone drop into the urinal ...
his friend came and help him..
use tissue paper and picked up the handphone..
i tot tt the friend was smart...
but then he nv failed my expection of hi stupidity...
the frend took the phone..
threw it into the basin..
and wash it with running water...
i felt like albert eistein ...

hi ppl

2005-08-09T02:00:00.000-07:00

hi ppl..
it is national day to day...
singapore natioonal day..
happy birthday wenhao.
happy birthday alvin..

a very happy national day to all of you out there ..
pls dun start singing national day songs..
even if u started singing..
pls dun dance...
especially in the middle of the school hall.
this nation has been through a lot since 1819.
some indonesian prince saw a lion on this island before.
maybe we were attach to africa then.
then in 1819 we were founded at the loast and found?
the guy who found us was so pissed with
the native here
tt he has been folding hs arm ever since.
on valentines day 1942.
nippon decided to show us their love.
and they left 3 years and 8 months later.
then gh was born..
then cl was born..
then we join the guy next door
then we left them.
they always believe that we will notbe able to make it..
but we did..
even though we were the small red dot on the map..
on some maps we are not even there..
then i was born.

5 day after the 23 national day...

went to class bbq yesterday..
had lot of fun..
i want to thank all of u who organise the bbq.
i oso want to thank my self for going.
and of course not forget gh and cl ..
for sleep when i reach home at 0030
thank you.

hi ppl

2005-08-05T05:59:00.000-07:00

hi ppl
welcome to my sad life ...
my life is so sad that ur sad life won seem sad
if u see mine..
i have already told gh the truth..
cl was home to pray..
then i was preparing to go out..
then i just tell gh..
i not taking physic...
i taking geo..
the first thing she said was ..
i am send ing you to poly..
the next thing she say...
y is it that the fugly son of that fugly auntie in mj can take double science and u can...?
then cl say ...
tt is my choice..
gh transfer all the attention to him..
and i got out of the house...

hi ppl

2005-08-03T05:14:00.000-07:00

hi ppl
i went to the photo society aunnual
"know ur society mate games " today
it was quite ...
the firs game interseting stupid...
more of stupid than interesting...
first they got a ball of yarn...
everyone sit in a circle.
one guy start throw the ball of yarn
to the person infront of u..
shouting the name of the taget while throwing the ball..
thenu are suppose to ask soemthing abt ur target..
the vice chair of the photo society...
make full use of this game..
if u call this a game tt is..
he keep going for the red bag gal...
leaning forward when eer she talk..
wtf..
oh yah...
i oso found wenyuan sis
ha
she realli do have resemblence to wenyuan bm sis..
ha
tt was a stupid game as noone noe my name..
i always end up being the last one..
then the second game is even more dumb..
say three statement..
one being a lie and two being the truth..
then the person beside u is suppose to find out
which of the satement is a lie...
wtf..
i found out tt the personbeside me has four goldfish...
not five..
the last game was too stupid so lets not talk abt it..
had an interesting chat with somepeople today..
think it is time for us to think again..

today i have been thinking abt
being nice to people around you.
1.be nice to others and others will be nice to you,that's really simple.
calling it common sense would be an insult to most people intelligence...
2.try not to act hostile towards some people even though u realli hate them..
3.try to accept those who are realli realli different from u(example, age ...)
4.being a hypocrite would not get you far in life.
being nice to someone. yet you repeatedly make fun of that person behind his back.
if u realli dun like something some one does. it would be better to tell him..
(that is being nice.) or u just hate him .
5.if you want people to be not to hate you that much(meaning that they hate you now.)
asking them if they have got low moral after they got the lowest for the fisrt maths test
is a rally stupid thing to do...
6.trying not to make them hate u more after wat u have done in 5. dun call their parents name
in a low voice.
7. pls do not irritate everyone tto much hile trying to talk to them..
8. do not be too busted...?

hi ppl

2005-07-30T10:59:00.000-07:00

hi ppl...
i learnt a lot today...
abit too much...
i learn tt it is rude for a 14 year old to say the f word...
but not a 12...
and i learn alot of disturbing stuff..
some stuff tt are just too disturbing..
argh..
happi bdae jerome..
hope u get a good catch...
i m just too disturbed to contiuune..
may hu ever up there bless u all..

hi ppl

2005-07-26T05:19:00.000-07:00

hi ppl..
my life is getting damn screwed..
i think it is think i go for the emergency exit...
for those who still remember the sticker
i showed u all during show and tell
some how i can't find it any where...
hiaz...
thing are getting from bad to worse every day...
it has been so long since i reach here..
yet everyday..
it seem so unknown ...
so unfamiliar...
things have changed alot...
people grew...
some grew tall ...
some grew short..
some matured...
while other look matured...
maybe i should look at this Neverland with a new light...
first impression dun realli count now...

outside Never land...
some things are starting to fade away...
it is like running along a track...
that is starting to dissapear...
i think it is time to stop running...
and go focus on drinking 100-plus...
hiaz...

international CLFGH 9 months ago day is coming soon..
i just wish to have 3 things...
a box of 45 colour soft pastel
pass my promo..
and a simple wish from....

hi ppl

2005-07-23T05:59:00.000-07:00

hi ppl
it is me again...
as if anyone else would update my blog for me...
alot of things have been happening lateli
getting pissed off byalmost everyone and every thing around me..
i also realised some dirty secret...
the result slip came back...
life suddenli became more screwed thn ever...
i am going mad...
i think i will blog again when i m ok...

hi ppl

2005-07-10T05:00:00.000-07:00

hi ppl...
sorry for not blogging for the last few days...
i have been trying to recover from a series of unforutunate events...
i think i can go be lemony snicket...
suay to the core....
first there was the stomache...
the one tt lasted two days...
then they is the cheers encounter...
i was in cheers...
hoping tt i will be as lucky as i m in 7-11..
but somehow..
i screwed up...
somehow some fat ass...
wearing the cheers polo tee...
think tt i was going to buy alcohol
brought me to a side...
and started reciting the juvinile law book to me..
threatening me with every threat they taught him...
there were three of us..
yet i was the chosen one...
wow...
i felt like i was in the cnb advertisment...
i felt tt i can squart down any sec...
maybe the guy was discriminated when he was young..
now it is time to take revenge...

dun tell me to cheer up...
cheers up my ass....

hi ppl

2005-07-01T03:28:00.000-07:00

hi ppl...
Fuck u spammer...
i noe hu u r...
pls fuck off from my life...
fuck off from my blog...
fuck off from everything around me...
if not i will fuck ur life..
i mean realli fuck!!!!!
dun push ur limit dick...
if not the next thing tt might break will be ur dick...
had "oa" level chinses oral today...
in school ...
not pasir ris park...
while we were waiting to get into the class room...
we were not allowed to talk...
any noise and we get a zero...
wtf....
it was 1447
i was having a Female queen alexandra's birdwing/Ornithoptera alexandrae
in my stomach....
then my throat was dry like sameul....
so i had to go the toilet ...
i didn't know whether to go up and ask the teacher...
so i just ask from my seat...
"madam"
the whole stared at me...
as if the whole piece of celling above me is going to fall on me...
or maybe the whole place is too quiet...
and my voice was too attractive...?
"can i go to the toilet"
she say yes?
i repeated my qn....
she said she just say yes....
wtf...
she could not differentiate between "yes?" and "yesh!!!"
wtf
smart male dog...
went to played bowling before tt...
abit the fun...
soldier manage to sprain his leg went walking at the bowling alley...
he was walking ppl...
not running or bowling...
he was walking....
went to TM before tt...
saw alot of ppl...
saw weiliang...
saw johnathan chua....
saw danny susanto....
saw xue fang...
and saw many other human beings....

hi ppl

2005-06-28T03:34:00.000-07:00

hi ppl...
i have just being hit by some fucking spammer!!!!
saying how much he hate me...
tt is something good...
i dun want some guy/ boy telling me how much he love me...
even though i am frm micheal jackson...
bcos tt is so mao lin....
back to the fucking spammer...
pls go ask hu ever up there to give u a life..
u need one badli...
u can go grow some balls
grows some hair ...
or even lose some fat....
or u can go spam shortpants.blogspot.com...
pls fuck off from my blog...
thks u
knnbccb

hi ppl

2005-06-19T04:24:00.000-07:00

hi ppl...
happi the man who made u with ur mom day...
went to ah mah hse early in the morning to pray...
pay respect to my male ancestors
maybe bcos it is father's day...
so i went there..
and watch them preform a few rituals.
ritual 1
simple praying...
u take a couple of joss sticks
depending on the number of hu ever up there u have to pay respect to...
light them up...
and put them in a pot.
ritual 2
check whether ur ancestors have finished their meal.
take two coins.
and throw them in frnt of the table
which is in front of of the altar...
if the coins show different faces ..
u are done...
it is ur time to have ur meal..
if the two coins show same faces.
try again later..
ritual 3.
burning of incense paper.
a circle of white powder is laid around the incense paper burner.
whatever burned inside the circle goes up...
it is like a form of damage control...
things onli get burn in the circle....
ritual 4
this is something that i used to do when i was younger...
alot younger...
very simple.
all u need is 40 pieces of paper
divide them into 4 groups
and write 0-9 on the ten pieces of paper in each grp.
now u place every thing in a can...
for my ah mah..
they got this yellow cup...
which they have been using for years...
now you get a child in the family ...
most prob younger than 5
u give him/her the cup...
ask her to pickout four piece of paper...
pls shake before use.

ritual 5...
go to the back of my ah mah hse
and stared at a particular junior college
and start wondering why u cannot get ur ass in...

hi ppl

2005-06-17T05:39:00.000-07:00

hi ppl
went to ACJC band concert yesterday
not bad kuen ho
not bad at all...
the solo part was nice...
but then the VS cheer at the end was even better
haha
we met at the 12.5 tile from the rightest gate
sean...
you dun have to show ur name to everyone
by wearing a t-shirt with "sean john " on it...
went to old market to have supper...
the satay was good...
so was the ice kachang...
auntie , ice kachang sio
wanted to get one cockel
one fresh yummy cockle....

then we played truth or dare on the mrt...
yap chow got to do pole danciing on the mrt...
donovan get to run in and ut of the mrt door...
then yapchow get to bunny hop..
reach home at 1...
wtf...
btw ppl....
who is interested in watching Initial D next friday...
pls let me noe...
pls tag a reply..

hi ppl

2005-06-14T20:27:00.000-07:00

hi ppl
i went to the "best place" yesterday...
not bad...
still as ulu as ever....
nothing much happened while i was there...
just did maths and econs...
then played abit of pool at cine...
it is the trip back home tt had a impact on my life...
i was on a train..
standing beside two normal looking guy...
they wre talking preety loudli..
so i could not help it but to hear wat they said...
guy 1:"i like those legs....,"
horny bastard
guy1:"and he gota great body...."
maybe guy 1 got speech defect and cannot pronounce "s" properly
guy1:"imagine him playing footballl....."
ok ..... maybe he is not tt normal...
guy2:"he got agreat crotch too.."
wtf...
guy1:"how do u noe?"
guy2:"i touched it before..."
if i did not have a 40 cent cough drop in my mouth...
i would have filled up the whole mrt
wth processed long john silver.....
then guy 1 and guy2 started talkng abt russel peters
then talk abt a friend who likt to stuff pop corn into guy 2's mouth
guy1:"tt's so gay.."
guy2:"i think gay is too retro...we should come up with a new word..."
guy2:"how abt bay b-a-y"
hahahaha
guy1:"no ..we can say... tt so bayyyyy...(his hand up in the air...)"
guy2:"how abt yag?"
omg some one pls make the train go faster....

hi ppl

2005-06-13T02:05:00.000-07:00

hi ppl
i think i can sit on my fathrer's wife...
i can't stand her...
there was a bit of dust on the floor...
i think there was only one mole of dust...
but it was more than enough to trigger her off..
and there she go....
started on some crap abt her friend son...
who s in some poly...
who help his mom out to sweep the floor...
wow..
what a graet way to start his carrer ...
isn't it a bit too late?

i got back frm the ltc two days ago..
i had a diamond time there
a very hard time..
i had to stay in a air con from in the day...
to charge the camera battery
i had to stay in the room during the night walk...
to watch television..
and play com...
i couldn't take photo at night...
as using the flash would blind them...
and not using a flash would be a good as taking a indian photo...
no offence..
then i had to slp in a room with only one other guy...
while the rest got to slp wth 6...
oh wat suffering i had...
ok enough abt my suffering....
back to the future leaders of mah jong...
they had alot of fun...
walking thru bukit timah trail at night..
they had flying fox..
and rock climbing..
team building games..
oh yah..
for flying fox...
when a guy or gal of a certain weight go down...
the whole tower would shake...
as in u can feel the energy transfer from the rope to the tower...
wow...

hi ppl

2005-06-09T05:23:00.000-07:00

hi ppl...
went to buy bdae present today...
realise tt there are threee other grp of ppl who
bought the same item as bdae present...
today...
haha
at last mywhite lood cells are winning the war...
against some f up virus..
tt means i can go to the ltc tml!!!!
to take photo...
tt means i won't be able to blog for the next few day....
so...
happy bdae to u
wei liang...
haha

hi ppl

2005-06-03T10:12:00.000-07:00

hi ppl
it is 1 am in the morning...
pls dun look at the time in each the entry is posted...
tt is crap
i just came home from a bbq 30 mins ago
thx u vsco
for alll the free food tt taste so good
especialli the samba squid
it is not tt fresh
but the sensation u get when u bit it in front of
ming hao the squid.
wow
it is as good as being a qunkai...
bcos..
all dogs go to heaven...
u and i my friend..

any way dunking every one into the pool...
was very shoik...
it has been a long time since i met every one...
we played soccer in the field beside the tanah merah mrt
when u stand it the feild and observe...
u would realise ttt there are fly flying arnd u...
or may be it is just us ...
after the bbq...
we went to play soccer in the dark...
which is as good as playing with
team in-the-end
sorry
no offence

hi ppl

2005-06-02T06:54:00.000-07:00

hi ppl
have u ever imagine how ruthless pe teacher can get
just because i skipped a couple of taf session
due tounforeseen circumstances..
the pe teacher called my house...
wah...
siao liao

hi ppl

2005-05-30T07:42:00.000-07:00

hi ppl
yes ppl.
i noe tt the class tee design is not tt nice
but no ppl.
u dun have to tell me tt at 145 in the morning
yes ppl
i noe tt the gp paper is abt blogging
but no ppl..
i dun care if johnathan think tt blog is a search engine
yes ppl
i heard the loud rustle when gel gal comb her hair
yes ppl
i saw sparks when she combed her hair.
realli!!!
yes ppl
the flag looked realli nice
yes ppl
i am feeling damn guilty tt i took the photo of johnatha when he is aslp
pls forgive me
yes ppl
i love to take mayonise
yes ppl
i am aware of the amount of fat on my body
yes ppl.
i am aware of how slim how of you maybe
but no
i dun need u to rub the fact tt i am fat
thk u very much
and yes
i have the habit of littering sometimes
but no
i dun like to throw bk cups in the middle of the road and scream
if i would litter
i would not litter in the middle of the road
and i am sorry for imitating the screams in the mrt
realli sorry abt tt

hi ppl

2005-05-28T08:19:00.000-07:00

hi ppl
went to lavender to collect class polo tee today...
the design not bad..
then on the mrt..
met this father wth two son...
the mrt was reaching kallang
so we could see kallang river...
then the father start telling the boys to look at the
ppl on the dragon boat..
then he started to tell his son tt he used to
be in a dragon boat team as well..
then the son ask
if he has won any thing...
"look there are ppl camping in the sch..."

hi ppl

2005-05-23T06:46:00.000-07:00

hi ppl
went to watch star wars to day...
shiok damnn it was.
anakin limbs was slashed off when he was fighting..
nice very it was...
then i went home...
on the mrt ..
i saw a couple of spas kids...
trying to imitate the fight between obiwan and skywalker...
wtf..
how spas can ppl get...
then i got my self stuck in a section of the train..
the part tt link 2 carriages together...
the place stink like heaven...
then a gal standing opposite me kept staring at me..
as if i was the one of the only two ugly person left on the planet..
the other one must be in her mirror...
wah...
i damn tired...
stlll got a lot of home work to complete..

hi ppl

2005-05-22T03:30:00.000-07:00

hi ppl
happy vesak day...
woke up at 9 this morning...
ate a vegeterian bread fast...
some funny bee hoon...
then off we go to the mosque...
reach there just in time for some service...
then the priest walk up ontpo some stage to bless every one with hollly water...
he look as if he stole his robe from vertican city...
wtf...
the service involve a series of kneeling and bowing...
might as well have body conditioning....
when the service ended ...
i felt like shouting
AMEN!!!!!
but then i saw some one...
mr koh kk...
the v p of mjc...
wtf...
he just scolded me on friday morning for being late for school...
hope tt he won scold me for being late for service....
so much for vesak day..

hi ppl

2005-05-20T05:51:00.000-07:00

hi ppl
enough abt tybro...
wat the hell ...
i nv blog abt him liao ok?
any way ...
had class outing today...
quite fun...
we played terminal password...
haha...
the we went to watch mj vs rj soccer...
we won 1- 0
i was taking the photo...
tracing the ball all around the place...
but i din't even get to get the goal...
wat the fuck...
they anyhow kick...
then anyhow score...
hiaz...
oh yah...
denial from pj
guess who i saw at bus stop today?
hahaha
P.F
long time nv see u all liao...
go out and watch star wars together leh..
i want to watch star war b4 going wth mj....
the pricipal...
make the whole J1 go watch together...
i go watch first...
then out side the cinema...
i will say...
"hey do u noe...
darth vader was buried by the lava..."
then during the show...
" look!!!!!
the storm trooper at the right corner...
he is going to shoot..
but he is going to miss..."
haha...

hi ppl

2005-05-18T06:18:00.000-07:00

hi ppl
guess hu complete zelda..

and guess hu screwed up his photo club exco election?
btw...
photo club is not
photosythesis club
it is photography club..
and guess who is not blogging abt johnthan anymore...
hahahaha
at this blog at least....

oh yah...
just realise how smalll the world can be today...
i kept the og photo in my file..
then donovan took out and..
ask debra some qn...
then sudden some one say...
issit that person from my church?

can u ppl image how small this world can get..
might as well as everyone to live in one hse..
no diff...

hi ppl

2005-05-17T05:58:00.000-07:00

hi ppl...
wow wat a day man...
mr john skipped chinese lesson...
and was caught...
here is a dia gram to show wat happened
johnathan was trying to escape from chinese class...
and wanted to hide in the library.
so he ran in the direction of the black arrow ...
towards the library...

then the class saw him..
wth the techer looking so surprise
he stared at us....
and then went into the library...
miss tan...
just as usual...
pick on me...
and gave me the honor of bring johnathan to her...
WTF...
nvm...
in the end the whole class went to the library together..
in hope of making him go see
our kind and and caring
chinese teacher that we all love
in the end he refused...
so every one heck him and went to play computer ...
happily ever after....

somehow the girls managed to make him go see her...
wat ever....
next time if this happened...
i shalll resort to violent...
b cos he got higher than me in geo test..
by .5 marks...
nvm...
tml maths test...
may hu ever up there bless me....

oh yah
ppl... stop going arnd asking wat is play chinese chesss...
if ppl refuse to tell u the meaning of some word or phrase...
it is normallly for your own good...
trust me....
if not...
believe me...
there is a new charater who is pending confirmation..
mecromancer
there is no typo for m and n.

hi ppl

2005-05-16T22:22:00.000-07:00

hi ppl...
i am in the library of mjc now...
catching a criminal now...
johnthan chao chinese lesson...
now hding in library...
we trying to send him to miss tan wan EEEE!!!!!!!!!!
futher details sooon...

hi ppl

2005-05-16T04:45:00.000-07:00

hi ppl
extra xtra !!!!!
read all about it!!!
johnathan is in LUV!!!!
WAT THE !!!!!
( this is rumour, believe or not is ur own taichi
it is not nesscraily true though)
can u believe it?
acording to realiable source( such as my self...)
hohnathan lke some one in the class ...
it is non other than.....
Lotus women...
have fun guessing who this is...
haha...
me and the fellow member of "so phunny six"
have came up with tis name...
after so much thinking...
that even a couple of the member didn't noe who it was...
hahaha
according to Source A
johnathan have been seen to prefer to sit near lotus woman
sompared to other ppl...
source B state that
johnathan actuallli went to bid farewell to lotus woman on the bus?
when he is sitting at the last row...
and lotus woman is sitting near to the front door...

and according to source C
witness claim that they have seen donovan
strip by the member of so phunny six..
bcos it is b dae today..
so
happiu bilth ay to u...
happi b dae to donovan...
hope u enjoy our ppresent...
back to johnathan...
i strongly believe that tt kid have a
different english dictionary tt have different words
from the rest of the world...
b cos apparent every thing tt he say during
gp is diffrent from wat we would say...
nvm...
btw
whiney did something damn funny today...
miss tan wan EEEE!!!!!!!!!!
( that the way johnathan pronounce)
was giving oral...
chinese oral exam....
then when whiney went out..
thensuddenly she ran in
and shout
yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
something like tt...
she looked damn happy...
laugh untill..
she look as if her brace will fly out.,..
haha
here is a msg to jerome the fisher man
. 。o 0 O

hi ppl

2005-05-15T05:55:00.000-07:00

hi ppl
i have just effectively wasted my weekend....
and i have sort of come up with a concludision
the guy from zhong hua and tkss are like vaccum cleaners...
they suck...
i am so screw...
i have not done any homework...
back to bowling...
we manage to get two ball onto the alley at the same time...
and srewed up the alley...
everything is so screwed...
just like a screw driver just entered my life...
hiaz...
it is 9...
pm..
and i haven't do any home work yet...
shit....
wait a minute
A just came online?
she nv block me?
wtf?
but i m not intending to talk to her...
no balls...

hi ppl

2005-05-14T07:52:00.000-07:00

hi ppl..
went to play bowlng with 4bian last nite..
then we sort of discovered free style bowling...
u noe free style basket ball..?
playing around wit the ball...
coming up with new tricks and stunts with the ball..
like spining the bball on ur finger and doing a dance at the same time..
somthing like tt...
then we had free style bowling..
of course we dun spin the bowling ball on our finger..
but u can try tt if u wan...
we do stupid things like bowling the ball in between ur legs
while ur ass is facing the pins..
wait...
i gtg ...
i hear thunder...
let not use any eectrical appliance in a storm..
the bowling thing will be contiuned soon...
may be after the storm...

hi ppl

2005-05-12T05:58:00.000-07:00

hi ppl..
4B pls go back to vs at 5 tml to collect ur o lvl cert.
then after tt maybe we can go for dinner or movie together...
it has been a long time since i see u ppl..
how's everyone doing...?
have anyone heard abt andre tham?
the one with the nose big enough to put the bulls nose ring..
haha..
the one tt has nice thumb
hope to see everyone there tml...

had an other
Amazing adventure wth j . low...
wow..
today adventure realli made my day...
the sun was shining beneath the dark clouds...
and our hero checked his sun dial....
he smiled...
it is time for wat he had been waiting for
it is time for...
for maths...
the travellers was having a bet in the class room...
wat time our hero would arrive...
for math
but the time...
never came...
he did not reach the class room..
in fear of the tyrant in the class..
the man who he own ....
math assignment to...
...
once again our hero has gather wth his clan mates..
in a gathering of furture leaders...
then he saw the tyrant...
" arh.... look ...there is mr ng....."
"mr vicent ng..."
"mr vicent ng hong geee......"
" HAHA HA HAHA HA "
our hero started laughing to him self...
freaking out one of the "so phunny six" warrior
who was unfortunateli sitting beside...
the warrior had no choice either tt
or he had to sit beside yu ha n ..
who is a tourture just as bad....
back to our hero...
"arghgggggg.... itttt...isssss... mrrr..... vi... ng..."
he started whining like mss whiney...
who was a few seat away frm him...
" help meeee.... saveeee meee.... protect me..."
our hero said in his below sea level voice...
but as mr ng approach...
our hero started to use one of his utimate move
" COV(change of voice)"
within secs...
the frequency of his thumdering voice change ...
from - 200mhz to 200000mhz
from infra sound... to ultrasound....

it is believe that it was a skill for disguising himself..
"ARGH!!! dun see me.!!!"
the warrior help him to look out fo the tyrant...
whle our hero proceed to do sit and reach exercise
plunging his head as deep down into covers as possible..
" is he still around....?"
...
the coast is clear...
our sat up and contiuned wth his journey in life...
to become..
the greastest musician ever.

just had fish head curry...
wth a recovering sore troat
i think i can enrol for sign language class...

btw for those who dunno who is miss whiney...
pls pay close attention to ur surrounding
and u might just be the lucky one to find out...

hi ppl

2005-05-11T05:28:00.000-07:00

hi ppl
guess hu is one step closer to become part
of the exco of the mjc photo club...
no ...
it is not jonathen...
or soldier...
or who ever i had mention before in my blog...
other than me...
yeah it is me....
hahahaha

passed the rnd one interview today..
total out of surprise...
think it is due to the fact tt i had got past expreience as a leader...
hahaha
now waiting for rnd two...
rnd one was fine...
four ppl sitting in a room..
a small room ...
with a flickering florence light above us...
we were ask three typical qn...
what post u choose and why u choose it?
i had a very short report..
one of the shortest..
i wish to be the event coordinator
as i have been coordinating events for the last four years...
the next qn came.
what change u wanna make to the club?
hmm..
the rest of the interview should not be reveal...

we were having gp
when we saw johnathan listening to disc man
then we decided to have a bet
on wat he was listening to..
here r the odds
listening to nothing( just put the ear phones like yue han)1:1
english compo:1:1.5
nursery songs: 1:2
classical:1:3
listening to west life: 1:4
eminen:1:10
chinese song: 1: 50
listening to jay chow; 1:100
then we had hse meeting...
he ran away...
so we call him..
then he said
i am out of the schoool liao...
when he said tt...
the whole phone was vibrating...
like a 1.8 speaker system...
wth 7 sub woofer...
wow...
across the whole lt can hear...
btw ppl
wat is phytoplankton?
my english abit the no money...
so i dunno
pls let me noe the meaning...
thks
and soldier stop being so buget..
thks

hi ppl

2005-05-09T03:58:00.000-07:00

hi ppl
it was father's wife day yesterday
so happi father's wife day....
but i was not very happri yesterday though,
went out with private prefect english...
to go update his pass port...
then i was abt to go out...
when my father's wife stop me...
tell me not to wear my atticus t-shirt...
bcos it is the first day of the lunar month...
then the dead bird on my t shirt is no auspicious...
WTF
...
in the end
i had to wear so t-shirt wth a big福on it...

at first i tell soldier go safra tampines..
then he say there got no more...
wtf..
then i say nvm ...
go lavender...
ICA
then i ask if it is opened on sunday...
he said yah...
it was open the last time he went there on sun day....
i ask him if he sure...
he say no prob..
so we took the mrt...
to see the closed door of the ICA building...
wow
how fun...
then he say go back safra...
the place where we started the day...
tampines safra...
which is closed too...
how fun ...
then we went to play pool ...
where i got trashed by him...

and today was even more fun!!!!!
i was told by the car tt i cannot be absent wth out an MC anymore...
...
and soldier....
i was nv caught in sec sch for circulating discovery channel VCD before
and i nv watch at discovery channel vcd before...
so dun go arnd asking me for discovery channel vcd anymore...
and ppl...
pls dun use my blog as a tool to make me do things...
u noe wat i mean...
and then me and donovan had GP
wth the all time favorite johnathan...

he is pretty ok..
but extremeli excited abt same sex marraige...
and high level vocab..
he kept asking y GEl gal got such godly vocab..
and kept trying to talk abt gays...
...
then we had PW
another session wasted...
as soldier and i did nothing than F each otherup...
thenwe went home...
and here is the new design for the calss polo tee...
pls try to image a collar...
i can't darw one..