hi ppl

hi ppl
have not been updating bcos i have been having..
non stop guard duty for the last one week..
had to book in early on sun ..
and had another one on thur..
but never knew guard duty can be fun
until i left tekong..
was watching miss singapore universe
in the guard cabin..
quite surprised at the difference between the 2 extremes of contestants..
also suprise that some of my guard mates can be such good
miss singapore universe judges..
and bastards..

was doing guard duty on thursday as well..
was studying maxim..
when we got realli bored..
and for the first time in my life..
i actualli called a chat hotline ..
pls note that it was the last time as well....
we picked up the nearest phone we can get our hands on..
which belongs to some innocent slping bastard..
who ate our share of the pizza without our consent..
we bothered to plot a revenge because we were damn hungry..
so we went thru the admin stuff for the chat line..
and we were damn surprise how stupid these chats lines are..
the first intro was..
"I aM hUNgRy..我好饿。我想吃你的香肠。。。。。"
we had to do cpr on one guy because he was choking with laughter..
quite surprise that there are such lame ppl in singapore.
we suspect that it is some 45 tr old auntie
with a sexy voice ..
getting paid 4.50 an hr to speak off a script..
then we went to blanket the fat bastard...

at last this week
they are release from tekong
and regain their freedom temporarily
wen hao look like a con man..