hi ppl

hi ppl
the last day of orentation is over...
we did alot of cheers today...
i mean they did a lot of cheers today...
i onli did the VS ones at the end...
go victoria....
aniway...
today wasn't a bad day....
i have to go slp..
feeliing as tired as a tired man

hi ppl

hi ppl
mary jane orentation started today...
not bad...
realli
i learnt a new game today...
i did not realli get the title of the game...
but it is something like..
"catch wth two balls"
something like tt
first u need two balls
no spacified size....
just balls can can liao
then u need a few catcher...
the catcher is suppose to pass the ball frm one to another...
then once theres a balll in ur hand...
u can swing a arnd in one step
then tap some one near u to catch them
remember ...
the ball must be in ur hand ...
nowhere else....
then the person is considered caught
and can realx one corner...
like the mu....
yah
dun be too happi tt u can sit and relax one corner
cos the worse has yet to come
those hu got to relax one corner will have to do forfeit...
ok...
do forfeit...
nvm...
but when ur forfeit is to write meridan wth ur ass...
tt is another thing....
some one pass me a knife...
i would rather slice my pot belly open...
then empty the fats...
then take out my intestine...
and arrange Meridan wth the cap....
wth my intestine...
then i would dig out my heart...
and use it as the . on the i
rather then write meridan wth my ass...
so tt was my first ass writing exprience in mary jane...
but it definitely wasn't the last....
then we had another tt is new to me...
it is call
"canvas limbo"
sound fun rite...
i strongli believe
these r things tt cause the ppl in olden days
to come up wth a phrase like
"looks can be deciving"
here the rule of the game....
very simple
first u need a canvas of ani sort...
poncho spread opened
painting canvas 3by 4 feet...
ur bed sheet...
or even ..
kenny ng t-shirt foled into half
...
then u seperate the ppl into two team...
then each team must send a rep to sit on either side of the canvas
then after the two reps are ready
the canvas will be owered...
the two reps are suppose to guess the name of the person opposite him
the first to sream the name out will be the winner...
then the loser will have to limbo over to the other side...
under some jun yao aka bamboo
u noe limbo...
yah limbo..
l i m b o
then my turn came..
thks to the ah pek sitting at the table wth the sign
FORTUNE TELLER
i got a rather hard to pronounce chinese name...
therefore the guy opposire me did not noe my name...
but neither did i noe his name...
so we just sat there and stared at each other...
like those couple tt sit at a candle lit dinner...
telling each other tt they were meant for each other
since the day they reach earth...
yah some thing like tt happened...
but of corse we did not tell each other
tt we were meant for each other...
then the canvas is raised a gain...
haha
nice one...
thenb we went to learn the mass dance...
hiaz...
damn sian...
then we have kyc
other wise known as Know Your College
ok...
so we got to play 8 station games
then we got pts
in the end our hse got the first
am i suppose to say
WELL DONE ****
come not off
it is expected ppl
my og name shall not be reveal...
cause it sound like it is sitting on a wheel chair....
ok we won...

then the day end....
pretty fast rite...
ok...
i filtered quite a lot of things here and there...
oh yah ...
we had cheers ...
not the shop tt is trying fight wth 7-11
cheers as in...
a series of shouts tt is suppose to motivate every one arnd u...
but the cheers tt i learn...
sad to say...
made me fucking de motivated...
sry tt i have to use the F word...
but ...
hiaz...
I MISS VS CHEERS

omg...
the orentation have drained me out badli man...
i m so tired...
i think i go rest liao...
there is MMM
manificent maridan marathon tml...
ok...
those TPJC , TJ, and VJ
students who see me tml...
pls try not to notice me...
thks
oh yah
saw wrong number...
rey u nt bad huh...

hi ppl

hi ppl
when u get onto the battle field...
u do not shoot at ur enemies one bullet ata time
u practice something
tt is known as
rapid fire..
or other wise known as spraying...
this is to ensure tt u hit at least some body...
so yue han ...
pls do notbe so surprise tt u see ur name here..
and pls do not abuse ur power as a OGL
i m sure the authorites would be happi tohear tt
realli happi
do wat ever u want to do to me...
make my life miserable for the orentation..
i will make ur life worse for next two years..
make my life miserable for the next two years..
johnathan chua is in MJ...
and there r many others...
ur life in vs will b fulli relive...
u noe it better than i do...
...
and mr bamboo stick ..
i points finger at every one in MJ...
but y didnt anione complain...
i m sorry tt i did tt to u..
pls dun stop drying my clothes...

and to the both of u..
pls dun complain on my tagboard
tell mi straight in the face i wuld prefer tt

btw..
happi good friday..

went toplay poo today...
lke many other day...
...
then i tot abt the light bulb and sch thingy...
how many ITE students does it take to change a lightbilb?
everyone.
they have to do it as promo exam.

hi ppl

hi ppl
it is 12 mn liao but i m not aslp yet...
bcos apparentli some lady in MJ
decided not to give us sch tml...
i think b cos spiderman got a date wth her...
there fore i dun have to slp yet..

first day in the new sch today...
wow
mugger sch sia...
i go in got the urge to mug liao
when i recieve the sub combi paper...
for the first time in my life..
tt i actualli read something so closeli...
maybe bcos i got nutting better to do at tt time...
or maybe bcos the guy infrt of me is doing the same thing..
or may be cos MJ got the Mugging aura..
u noe when u step in to sacred grnd u must start praying...
do it is the same thing...
u stepo in to MJ ...
u start mugging...
or maybe there r couple of indian guys and gals...
sitting near me...
and behind me...
and i realli dun wanna look at them...

then i see my og ...
all the communist sch guys sitting infrnt of me...
i feel like i must give all the cash on me..
so tt theycan distribute among the others ...
so every one can get equal amt of cash...
dun ask which communist sch...
there r not many on this island...
and i seriousli dun wish to mention
sch like ahs and cchs(main)

then i went intothe Lt to see a live screening
of the pricipal talking in another Lt
i was amaze...
i always tot Jcs are places where u read annocements
frm cave wall drawing and paintings...
maybe i have this idea due to my first three months....
then i saw something on the screen...
something tt realli take my breath away...
bcos non matter who saw the image tt i saw
would be breathless...
as in dun wan to breath ani more...
it was NH3
ammonia..
smelly...
Yue Han...
WTF
seriousli...
WTF
ok tt bad..
but something worse is on the way...
something a lot worse...
something alot bigger
worse than godzilla stomping everyone to death

the exciting live telecast frm Lt 4 ended...
then we have to go there for some subject crap...
then i walk into the LT
i saw donovan...
yah
donovan as in the
"Cheeky,donovan,johnny,Deaniel,还有我。"
WTF
donovan tan bunping..
the guy who cause my four years of misery in vs...
siao liao...

then i saw justin wong..
the guy who is Tj now...
wth F
hiaz...
and i m stuck here...

ok...
then we play cards in canteen until 2 +++
then we went SR

then i got off the bus ...
saw denial..
the guy peeing at the bottom of the page...
then he tell me he saw someone across the road...
WTf
A
....

then i went in to SR
then i realise there is a nercomancer somewhere in SR...
bcos i saw a skeleton warrior in the hall
doing mass dance..
wth the same mole...
onthe same spot...
on the same face...
ok win liao...
then i reach home...

then now i am eatiing
some funny sea weed cracker ...
so funny tt u see then u mustlaugh...
might as well ask me go eat styrofoam ...
taste the same ani way...

hi ppl....

hi ppl...
It is realli over...
I dunno wat i have dun....
i seriourli dunno wat happened...
I want to ask ...
but A just won reply me
i sms her like free ...
but she just won reply me...
i met her on msn ...
tried to talkto her...
but she just block me....
it must be because of something ihave done....
but wat?
i seriousli have no idea....
some one pls gie me a clue...
i realli wishto keep the friendship....
argh!!!!!!!!!!
i think i willl have to put it at the back of my mind now...
there are stilll many things for me to do....

hi ppl

hi ppl
went to a bbq last nite....
felling very guilty now...
i m sorry candice..
abt ur phone...
realli.

hi ppl

hi ppl
pls dun ask me y i alway start wth
hi ppl...
bcos
there is a reason b hind everything in this world...
but ii m not telling u...
i damn sian these few days...
every got nutting much to do...
at most play mahjong...
quite fun.,..
tt is when u win...

tml got CO day camp...
hm...
go back and humpdum those ginas...
still wearing short pants oso show no respect..
hiaz...
but i will get f*** my self too
if ppl like mark and chee him is there...

wah...
every day stay at home watching tv and using com
wah...
every day face four wall....
can eat shit...
might as well go plate my wall wth mirrors..
then can go watch horror movie...
i eating dinner in front of com now...
then realise how messy is rice on key board...
oh yah...
i just got a new old key board...
it is new b cos it is new to me...
but it old to my neighbour...
listening to mocking bird now...

reminded me of my F up mum...
dun allow to wear my atticus t shirtt
b fore o level result
bcos there is a dead birdon it...
wtf
supertisious auntie..

hi ppl

hi ppl
just as promised
i will give u a tour of the school...

the photo below is my school canteen
as u can see in the pic..
there
is a black spot there..
even when i took it wth a digi cam...
oops..
sorry..
tt is a friend of my friend..
dun worry ppl ...
he is not inthe canteen all the time...
...
even though he is a idian ..
i will still comment him..
for his bravery..
and his boldness...
compared to some chinese out there...
he is the bravest man i have ever seen
he confessedto a chinese gal..
to be exact...
he confessed to P.F
yes
P.F as in sneaky P.F

btw..
everyone in sneaky P.F class is very sneaky
i m not talking abt u wen hao...
haha...
y u so late for sch today?
wen hao
u have proven tt
远亲不如近邻
haha..
u noe wat imean....

...
wah i going siao liao...
i got a lot of things to do...
i m not superman ppl...
even if i m superman...
i would rather hug krpytonite and die!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hi ppl
caught in action.

hi ppl

hi ppl..
went to sch at 7 AM
wow great achievment....
i have been going sch damn late
or undelibrateli missed sch for the last few days...
due to some fatal problem tt lies in amachine..
tt happen to be beside my bed...
....
i am sorry ..
fellow teachers of SRJC...

then i went ivan hse to play mahjong..
then i learnt tt mahjong can be so fun..
all the funny combi and stuff...
...
then i wonder ...
since theyhave made a cartoon on chess...
a cartoon on Super Terrific Universal Proposed Ideal Development toys
for the kids...
such as bey blade and crush gear...
u noe the one where pl spin top tt look damn cool...
and monsters come out frm them..
which eats up each other?
every single episode?
yah..
the one tt they show on kids central at 5.00 evry afternnon...
a couples of months back?
yah tt one...

any way..
y dun they make one on mahjong?
where they show four ppl sitting at a table every single show...
then while they play...
monsters start poping
out frm the back...
and sollow one another up
siince tthere are four of them...
...

anyway...
when i came home just now..
i saw a news paper article tt caught my eye...
ppl...
pls find last week straits times.
go to the section tt say mind ur body...
it written there clearli..
in english..
赌博是一件很好的事
which means...
addiction's a risk but mahjong can be good for the brain...
i agree wth half the satement
whichever half i agree wth..
u will noe when u see my bank account in 20 years time...

btw i have to go liao...
thks to my fathers wife....
screaming her head off..
wtf...
so SRJc tour will contiune tml

yeah!!! change my template at last..

halow ppl...
i have decided to change my blog template...
after all these year...
after all the comment..
frm ppl i noe and ppl i dunno...
but bcos i dun want to lose all my archives ...
i have decided to move the first CL to
cave002.blogspot.com...
pls ignore the dots bhind the com..
it is for effect purposes ...
this msg goes to those stupid ppl hu visit my blog...

btw the pic tt is below...
it is a pic of denial peeing at the
SRJC 4th floor toilet..
it is taken during art...
as part of an asignment...
i was just testing out the functions of the hello thigh..
btw i am not realli good wth it...
can someone pls give me some sort of tutorial...

i am leaving SRJC soon..
hiaz..
dunnno when will be the next time i will be heading back.,..
maybe tml..
or thusday...
then must wait for JAE result..
hiaz...
must wait damn long..
siao liao..

maybe i should u ppl a guided mental tour of SRJC
b4 i totalli for get abt the place...
..
.

SRJC is a very nice school ..
wth the most friendli group of teachers and staff...
SRJC is provide the perfect enviroment for student
to develop their potential...
wth a very devoted pric..

sorry ppl..
need to go off for a while..
to ask hu ever is up there to forgive me...
for commiting a sin..
to forgive me...
for lying....

i will contiune the tour after i am done...
in abt one years time..
since i have commited such a great sin..

wat u looking at?
caught in action.