hi ppl

hi ppl
have u ever heard a story..
abt a boy at the bus stop..
talking to his friends on the fucking phone..
then he accidentantli drop a fucking ten dollar note from his pocket...
standing not far away was a minah..
with her bf..
she saw the f ing ten dollar bill..
move forward swiftli and picke it up..
smiled at the boy..
and boarded the fucking bus...
then she went to buy a pair of fucking siccors ...
went to the place tt is trueli asia..
and cut up all the leaves on all the trees into geometricalli shapes..
so ..
wat is the moral of the story?
minahs who still maoney frm me...
should burn in hell..
may hu ever up there punish them..
and malaysia got geomatrical shaped trees..
cylinder sphere..
u name it..
they got it..
wow..

hi ppl

hi ppl..
some time u just realise
tt u should not put ur youth to waste..
so u start spending it like no ones business...
went cycling wth wee and ming yesterday..
cycle from wee hse to ming hse..
then to tampines..
to bj park..
at pasir ris..
where we went up some watch tower..
to see some couple there....
doing things tt they would be doing onli on a watch tower...
then we went to the coffe shop opp
east view sec..
then it started to rain..
at this point in time..
an idea came..
and idea tt we will never reget having..
"lets cycle in the rain."
wow..
it is one of the best ideas in the world.
cyclng in the rain.,.
wth the water droplets splashing on ur face..
wth all the valuables in a plastic bag...
we just chiong all the way..
like mad dogs..
wow..
by the time we reach wee hse..
i could feel tt the rain water has disfuse thru our skin..
in to our flesh and beyond..
then i went to the4B bbq..
even thoug less ppl went..
but it was stilll super fun..
thank u 4b
next year no more black sauages..
i promise.

hi ppl

hi ppl...
i am feeling fing bored rite now..
i have been doing nothings these few days..
other than..
waking up..
brushing my teeth every other day..
depending on which side of the bed i wake up to..
even though one side of my bed is facing the walll..
then i would turn on the tap...
let water run down my head..
down my body..
using soap once in a while..
then i would wear my clothes and go out..
i will be sitting on the train..
listening to mothers telling their daughthers
that they hsould marry them selves to indian..
so tt they can celebrate both devapallii
and chinese new year at the same time
i would then reach the place where they grew fruits..
and to the a place called the work place..
where there wil be disgusting looking aunties..
hffh]agfjsago saf jsfja

dhf
sorry...
i was cleaning up the vomit on my key board..
induced by the thought of the aunties..
then soon it would be time to go home...
on the way back..
i saw a young couple..
maybe drunk..
the gal was telling the boy..
"hey ...i feel like a cannibal..."
the next thing she did was to sink her teeth in to the guy'sarm...
wow..
and the guy said..." nice?.."
holy shat....

hi ppl

hi ppl...
i have returned from the place tt is truely asia...
or so they claim..
the trip was pretty fun..
on the first day..
we went to firm...
i mean frim...
some farming research institute..
where they research on things like..
making the mudd farmer work...
then we went to china town...
to see the orang cheena...
went to the hoteal at nite..
we realised that we have a door
linking to our next door neighbour ..
who prefer to talk to my room mate..
the second was god damn boring..
we were broght to the padi to
listen to some mat giving lecture abt gowing rice...
mightas welll make us work in the field...
hiaz...
on the third and fourth day..
we went some where..
did some thing...
which is supposedli educatinal and fun..
at the same time..
wow..
it realli showed me wat asia is all abt..

hi ppl

hi ppl..
it has been quite some thing since i blogged..
hav beeen bz at work..
finding out tt ur co worker is not wat he/she
is not realli wat u think he/she is..
no-matter whether he/she is a he or she..
i m gg to malaysia tml...
so ppl.. give me ur wish list of
wat u wan me to get in malaysia..
ifi see it..
u get it!!!
i feel reallli lazy to pack my bag.
so i think i will wear all my clothes tonite.
and thn peel off one layer everyday in malaysia..
n i will soak my clothes..
and then squeeze out the water when i feel thristy..
tt save me the water bottle too.
i will bring onli sing dollar..
so the vendor will give me free goods
cos hey cannot give me change.
yeah..
this trip is gg to be fun..
especialli if the his story learners are not there..
i have nothng against them