Friday, April 29, 2005

hi ppl

i was in the com lab just now
when the PW grp is given...
then me and faris were praying damn hard...
harder then diamond i think...
then mr car read out the ic no ...
instead of the name...
which increase the aniexty....
wow...
s88...
s88...
s88...
the ppl of grp A stood up...
grp A got justin and aikboon and jing fan
dun think the two guy need to worry so much...
tt gal is effiecent...
then s88..
s88...
donovan is in a grp of 1 guy 3 gal...
he being the onli guy...
both good and bad i think ...
he dun have to do tt much i think...
but then...
he might have no say in what ever the team do...
then s88 ...
s88....
then johnathan ic no came out...
wow wow
wow wow
wow wow
wow wowowowowoow
i was jumping for joy...
and the part of the class was laughing...
hahahhahahahhaha
jeromes is in tt grp though...
wth lap kwan....
who seemingly hated jonathan....
btw...
sorry lap kuan...
for rubbing on the fact tt j.low is in ur grp...
sorry abt tt...
then my grp came..
i am in the same grp as soilder...
teach me how to spelll "suay"ppl
"b-e-i-n-g i-n t-h-e- s-a-m-e-g-r-p-a-s-s-o-i-l-d-e-r"
argh.....
but nvm ...
we are now a team...
we share work as a team ....
stick together team
go go go
go go go
cover me...
but then one of the grp member...
dun seem to be very happy though...
dear unappy member...
is u dun mind...
pls let as noe y u seem so unhappy...
maybe we can help u...
ok tt all...
gtg...
do chinese...
i have decided to do every thing...

Thursday, April 28, 2005

hi ppl

hi ppl
hu ever up there pls forgive me...
forgive me for all my sins..
forgive me for making fun of johnathan all this while...
pls bless me tml...
tml is a big day...
they are giving out the PW grp...
pls bless me...
hu ever up there..
i dun want to be in the same grp as johnathan.....
i will be really greatful...
btw
soilder...
and
05A104 MJC...
my mum gave me something when i was born....
and tt thing is called a name...
and apparentli she did not give my dad's name to me...
so pls...
calll me by my name....
i willl be greatful too
so greatful tt i seem to be the greatest man on eath...
da da da da dum.....

hi ppl

hi ppl
hu ever up there pls forgive me...
forgive me for all my sins..
forgive me for making fun of johnathan all this while...
pls bless me tml...
tml is a big day...
they are giving out the PW grp...
pls bless me...
hu ever up..
i dun want to be in the same grp as johnathan.....
i will be really greatful...
btw
soilder...
and
05A104 MJC...
my mum gave me something when i was born....
and tt thing is called a name...
and apparentli she did not give my dad's name to me...
so pls...
calll me by my name....

Wednesday, April 27, 2005

hi ppl

hi ppl
johnathan the musicans did something
damn extreme today
so extreme tt he can go extreme makeover...
but wat may seem extreme to day might not be extreme tml
since he is always briinging himself to greater height everyday
while this is wat hapened...
he was playing wth his handphone...
then sudden he satand up ..
looking damn f upp...
damnn he asked..(low pitch)
Where is my hand phone....
then he gave me and soilder ...
the "did u steal or hid my hp" look
then he look arnd at every one...
then he search his rite pants pocket again....
he looked arnd at everyone...
as if he shelock homes just posessed him...
elementary , my dear johnathan...
the hand phone is in ur left pocket...
not the rite...
and i was rite...
he look arnd...
then touch his left pocket...
then he look like a happy little kid...
( low pitch..)
hey .... it is here
he took the hand phone frm his pocket...
then i saw him in the toilet...
he was wth his sec friend...
he seem so normal wth them...
maybe bcos he is not used to us...
or maybe his friend are as weird as he is...
so everyone looked normal...
this is just a passing remark...
pls do not take it too hard...
realli...
tt is if u r normal...

Saturday, April 23, 2005

hi ppl

hi ppl..
i have found the 'best place'
'best place' is pronounced as 'bes the pla ace si'
the best place to study..
the best place to do every thing...
tt place is so ulu...
yet it has almost every facility a teenager like us need.
tt place is queens town.
there is a library tt is pretty empty
there is a pool centre
there is lan...
and there is no pl there...
wow

Thursday, April 21, 2005

hi ppl

hi ppl
was browing thru my pics wheni saw this...
me the god
wow

Wednesday, April 20, 2005

hi ppl

hi ppl
i m at home now..
at 1130 ...
where every one else is in school...
i m feeling as sick as a sick man
feeling a pissed as a pissed chi bai...
starch...
u seem to have a problem wth me blogging...
wu ji come find me..
telll me rite in the face ...
dun do things tt onli dog do...
kknbccb
any way...
thks donovan..
for passing the flu virus to me...
and half of the guys in the class...
any way...
vsco went to syf yesterday...
onli got gold...
no honours...
the band st be damn happy now...
hiaz...
nvm...
went to see the chinese doctor ysterday...
then lucky lucky...
got into the room wth a grop of learnng docs...
then each of them took a turn to take my pluse.
then tae turn to toch my fore head...
then take turn to ask stupid qn....
hiaz...
then on my way back home...
on the bus
my leg hit the seat in frrnt of me...
then the man infrnt turn bhind and say..
nbcb...
shit man...
my day suck big time ..
going to school now...
decided to go for math lecture
bye ppl...
some more johnathan just got a handphone...
and ppl claim tt it is my fault...
bcos i everday ask if he got hand phone no...

Monday, April 18, 2005

hi ppl

hi ppl
just spend another enriching day in school...
get to noe some friend better...
such as the two ngee an g guy
jerome and qun kai
onli on friday
did i realise tt jerome gf
is the flower horn gal
other wise known as lou han fish
...
then there is qun kai the soilder
his ambition is to be a soilder...
at least better than being a musician...
haha musician....
nvm
so i call qun kai soilder or private...
then he call me cl like freee....
wtf...
nvm...
here is another two minutes of my account wth johnathan...
meeting 1
date :18-04-05(wee liang the bas bday....)
time:14445-1530
venue:Geo Room 1 meridian junior college
participant: potato, johnathan,jerome and tracie(the geo teacher)
tone of voice:johnatahn(extremeli low)rest of the world (normaal...)
potato:hey jeromes , you first three month in MI rite?
jeromes:yah(deborah overheard )
deborah:u frm SR rite? (then she a a series of qn tt should be undisclosed)
then tracie start tallking abt buying geo text book...
tracie:i think u all should be buying micheal Carr geo...as he ...
johnathan(low voice):then how abt our sec 4 text book?(wat? he still have he text book?)
tracie:u can dump tt away( like wt i did wth mine)
johnathan(wth a sudden movement of his hand, took out a SEC FOUR PHYSICAL GEO TEXT BK):how abt this one?(WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
jeromes and potato:hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha......
tracie:oh marie chong......
jeromes and potato:hahahhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahahahahhahaaahahaha...
soilder and debra:wat the joke wat the joke...
jerome and potato:ahhahahahhahahahha..
can u believe it?
the way he took out the text book is like he taking out a tresure....
u noe like in those indiana jones movie....
wah....

meeting no 2
date :18-04-05(wee liang the bas bdae)
time:1615-1700
venue:class f4-3( i think)
participant:everyone in 05a104
pitch of voice: normal for everyone,johnathan ( extremly low)
i was looking at the class contact list
wondering why johnathan had no hand phone and no email.
me:johnathan, what is your email?( i won add u dun worry)
johnathan:( extreme low) i forgot...(WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!)
me and soilder and jerome:hahahahahhahahahhahahaha(WTF!!!!!HAHA)
me:you really forgot?(may be musicians dun need email? )
johnathan:yah.( ok this is more nutty than a packet of camel mixed nuts)
everyone started to giggle wat ever....
dun deny ppl
dun call me evil
u all were laughing ur self
me: i help u make one wan anot?no offence( no offence to myass)
johnathan:i dun need(ok...)
every start to stared at me( nv see ugly ppl b4?)
hahahaha
thne the PW teacher came back
hahahaha
started to talk cock and stuff....
then he talk abt the PI for PW
then he said something abt giodarno
yah he spell giodarno
it is suppose to be giordano
nvm
then he talk abt the armstrong band
then he say name a target aduience
johnathan:old people(hahha my ah mah love arm strong band)
PW teacher: how can old people use it?
donovan:they can put their particulates on it
soilder:and their email( HAAHA)
me and soilder was laughing non stop for the whole thingy...
soilder started to comment on everyone'semail...
rude ass...

happi bday wee liang...
hope tt ur virginity is still arnd....

Friday, April 15, 2005

hi ppl

hi ppl
this is the fifth day i spent wth my new clas...
not bad
not bad at all..
every one was nice and friendli....
and donovan became over friendli..
and started to spread wat he does best...
there goes my misarable 2 year
it is going to be two longgggggggg years..
any where the class was fine..
and i saw tao yat twin brother...
some one who look just like him..
but act total diffirent from him
someone who might be austitic
something like tt....
think of the lowest voice u have ever heard...
now go a pitch lower...
tt how johnathan sound like...
only spoke to him one or twice..or trice or...
nvm...
but didn't realli spoke to him much ..
he mention tt he wanted to be a great musician b4...
he's always sitting at one corner of the class..
talk to him during Geo class...( bcos we got grp work)
and during math lecture...
here is a minutes of one the conversasion
date:15-04-05
venue:meridian junior college LT 4
time:1100-1145
participants:potato, johathan,justin the chung cheng guy
pitch of voice:potato,justin-normal, johnathan-extremely low......
potato :hey how u find the lecture
justin:ok lah...catch no ball
johnathan(playing wth his finger..):i think this is easy...,
u should look at the back of the notes...
potato(outloud in his head):WTF !? u have read the rest?
potato:wah u so hard working...(stupid nerd)
potato:so johnathan wat cca u in?(wat pathetic club or societywant u?)
johnathan:band...(oh my , donoovan ur life is damn sad)
potato:band?u play wat?(wat pathetic instrument u get to blow?)
johnathan:percussion...(ok...yu han gf and the cg rep damn lucky)
johnathan:but i play piano at home(next maksim?)
potato:u want to go eat lunch later?(pls say no)
justin:where?
potato:white sand?(not black sand)
johnathan:no(yeah!!!!!!!!!!)i have to go home and pratice piano...
i got virtually no free time...(WTF!?!?)(he said it in a super low voice)
justin and potato:hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
......
johnathan contiuned wth his life while potato and justin imitate him like freee...

Monday, April 11, 2005

hi ppl

hi ppl
guess wat the hell i just saw...
on my way down to buy bread frm the bakery near my home...
someone tt i would nv have tot of seeing there...
it is someone i see almost every day...
and some one who i dislike a lot...
yes ...
it non other than my vice pricipal...
wow...
he was so....
errr...
sticking out like a sore thumb among the crowd...
when i saw him
i was shock ...
i was stunned...
i was wearing the mj pants...
omg
omfg
btw the dinner on sat...
in te end we end up have dinner at ajack place...
the one wth the damn f up worker...
the one wth the wasabi smelling lobby...
the one in town...
we wanted to go seoul garden ...
but apaarentli we did not have the willingness
and ablilty to eat there...
hiaz...
btw
i had my class on friday...
same class as donovan...
omg
then somemore same class as yu h a n gf...
wtf
nvm
luckli yu ha n is not in my class.
i have to put a space after the ha n so tt it will not appear...
if he did a web search...
haha
i am going to dream land soon...
exhaughted...
may hu ever up there bless all of u...

Sunday, April 10, 2005

hi ppl

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Friday, April 08, 2005

hi ppl

hi ppl
i mstill at home now...
waiting to go for a good dineer later...
should be at seoul garden...
oor maybe we will fly to seoul
detail of the dineer will be given once the dinner is over...

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Thursday, April 07, 2005

hi ppl

hi ppl
blogging now bcos damn tired...
damn tired bcos just finish reading two lecture
read two math lecture bcos they are available...
but one thing make me wonder...
y is MJ math lecture under a site tt say
www.victoriajc....
wah lao
damn lame sia
...
any way.
i just realise tt gals wth a bit of bunny tooth can be cute...
and when i say a bit ...
i realli mean abit...
not to the extent tt when u look at the gal
she look like she is realli to finish a carrot in 5 sec...
if she look like tt then...
might as well go for rabbit
tt all for today...
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Monday, April 04, 2005

hi ppl

hi ppl
someone have complain recentli tt my font is too small for his reading
but after conducting a survey
wth me, myself and i
i have something to tell tt person...
oi mao lin my font is not small...
it just happen so tt opening to the socket
where ur eyes balls are kept
is so small
but tt is ur own tai chi
i cant change the size of the font..
but i won't mind spending a couple of bucks
to buy u a pen knife...
so u can expand those two tiny slit on ur face...
to facilitate u in reading my blog..

btw i meet her just now...
not A but some one else...
she too is in SR...
for those who dunno hu she is ...
then too bad...
surprising ...
she talked to me...
i think everyone has matured...
and have put the past behind us...
i m realli for all those stupid things tt i have done...
hiaz....
now every one has grown up...
time to look forward to the future...
F the past...
F history
Lets go for the future ppl

hi ppl

hi ppl
someone have complain recentli tt my font is too small for his reading
but after conducting a survey
wth me, myself and i
i have something to tell tt person...
oi mao lin my font is not small...
it just happen so tt opening to the socket
where ur eyes balls are kept
is so small
but tt is ur own tai chi
i cant change the size of the font..
but i won't mind spending a couple of bucks
to buy u a pen knife...
so u can expand those two tiny slit on ur face...
to facilitate u in reading my blog..

btw i meet her just now...
not A but some one else...
she too is in SR...
for those who dunno hu she is ...
then too bad...
surprising ...
she talked to me...
i think everyone has matured...
and have put the past behind us...
i m realli for all those stupid things tt i have done...
hiaz....
now every one has grown up...
time to look forward to the future...
F the past...
F history
Lets go for the future ppl

Friday, April 01, 2005

hi ppl

hi ppl
i am here to give to a detail and presiced account of theMMM
first we reach school ...
then a lot of things happened...
then we went home...
yah tt all tt happened...
nutting much...
but then there r a couples of things tt hit me hard...
so hard tt it left a dent in my head...
like the one denial left...
aniway..
yah...
we were on the bus...
then i was walking to the back of the bus
when i saw the whole crowd tt was sitting at the back
laughing loudly...
due to the fact tt
i have a brain in my skull..
i began to wonder why they were laughing...
then i saw the source ...
there was a man sitting on the second row frm the exit...
mubling loudly ...
he was sort of screaming and shouting..
and sounde mad...

then suddenly,
he thundered,
KNNBCCB,...,go and die...
something like tt...
i almost freaked out...
wanted to get out the bus fast...
but then the bustrip contiuned for another 15 mins...
then the man got off...
at the same stop as me...
wow ..
it is a race against tiime..
as everyone rush towards the platform...
to prevent meeting theMAD man...
lucking the platform is seperated into 2..
one for each direction...
the man went the other direction..
thensomethng worse than meeting a mad man on the bus happened just now
to me..
to me...
bring back ...oh bring back...
oh....
bring back my bonie
to me..
yah ...
it was a mad bus driver...
mad as in metally unstable...
bus driver as in the fat man who sit behind the steering wheel...
i was on one of the mosthorny bus...
then i met themad bus driver..
he was fine at first...
then he started to sing...
like

singer
caught in action.
ok...
tt not all...
then he started horning for no reason...
no reason at all...
then whenhe saw a red light ...
he started...
KNNBCCB...
and stuff like tt...
then b4 we reach the stop...
he started to count down...
ok...
enuff said..
back to mmm
then they chiong frm one place to another...
in search for the next station..
for me...
the next toilet...
some how...
my OG became the first to arrive in sch...
so now i should realli say
WELL DONE VEGA 5
welldone
vega 5


singer
caught in action.