Monday, August 22, 2005

hi ppl

hey sorry dude..
i didn't mean to cut the queue ..
raising up my right hand to push you.
i didn't mean to step in front of you.
on second thoughts..
i m realli full of guilt.
i should have just let you past
allowing you to be on the bus...
i am realli starting to reget..
regeting that you moved back
already got my retribution now i guess..
cause there is a smelly indian releasing gas.
haven bath and wash for months
all the dirt and the dust...
from all the consturction he have done
collecting under his armpit...
holy shit hope u've seen it..
armpit leg pit u name it he has it..
coconut oil and all the shat..
mixing them up to be a hit..

hey shorty .... i m sorry..
i didn't let u go..
in front of me..
i m sorry..
but u realli look like a kid...

the smelly indian stood rite there...
allow the smell to disfuse to the air..
and i was standing behind ..
suffering gasping suffocating..
you monk and cecilia was there dancing..
cos at last someone can compete wth their son.
may be i should buy him lux
and put him in a bath.
and teach him how to clean his butt..
holy shit...
i m so soory kid...
next time pls get on the bus...

Friday, August 19, 2005

hi ppl

hi ppl..
wow wat a day..
had a lot of funtoday..

went to schoool..
get malued infornt of the whole school during pe..
we were having aces day rehersal..
then we had to follow the instruction from
this tall non-victorian fag on the stage..
of course..
he being a non victorian fag..
even if he is a victorian fag..
no one will listen to him.
therefore we did not move our arms and legs..
then some pe teacher..
whose name we shall not say..
ask the whole hall to sit down..
and leftonli spsix to do the aces shit..
wtf...
some more there is this disgusting gals
wth her pe t shirt tucked..
to the end of her pe pants..
and dancing arnd enthuli..
wtf..
trying to prevent my breakfast
from seeing daylight again was difficult enough..
we still have to dance..
wtf...
mjpedeptsux...
but then had abit of fun during maths lec..
watch justin put staplets in tybro hair..
tt was the highlight of the day..
then i went to ah mah hse..
and told my aunt tt i think budda misght be afroman..
i got into a lot of shit..
hiaz.
he realli have afro curl..

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

hi ppl

hi ppl..
i realli hate saying hi ppl at this point of time..
but then..
hiaz..
for those of you who know what i am going to talk abt ..
good..
for those who dun..
most prob u won care..
we are not going to co-ed..
not now.
not forever...
tt guy can go .....
for all i care..
we will no be co-ed.
now is the time for us to show them the true spirit.
to show them that "thy sons are we" will nv change....
show it in ur msn nick..
show it in the forum ..
show it everywhere...
why not everyone wear their peshirt this friday
19-8-05
to show tt we won be co-ed.

Sunday, August 14, 2005

hi ppl

hi ppl..
thank you for all ur wishes..
if you actualli wish that is..
haha
thank for all the presets...
and spending time wth me..
i had fun..
thanks
thank you for celebrating international ysy day..

Friday, August 12, 2005

hi ppl

hi ppl
i was browsing thru my book today..
and i found this..
cl2
and this..
cl1
have u ever realli look a the sky b4?
like take a couple of mins off ur shedule and just lookup..
u will feel good..
for me at least..

wat would ur mum do when u r sick..
down wth flu ...
and a f up sore throat..
and u were having a nap..
trying to sleep everything away..
will ur mum wake u up..
force u go run errands for her...
most prob they wont...

but gh did..
i was sick..
down wth flu...
and a f up sore throat..
and she have to wake me up..
force me to go to ntuc...
just bcos the duck she bought in the afternoo had broken legs..
yes
she woke me up bcos of a duck..
a lame duck..
and she wan me to exchange it for a duck wth perfect legs..
wtf..
y bother if the duck is lame..
in the end it still can't walk..

so i have to go ntuc..
give the duck to the counter lady..
tell her tt i dun want a lame duck..
which took her 5 min to comprehen..
5 min to decide whether she should allow me to exchange..
while my throat burns...
then i went to the poultry section
to see tt they dun have any ducks left...
maybe all the duck wth perfect legs have ran away..
fuck.

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

hi ppl

hi ppl...
i saw a grp of realli stupid ah bengs
not tt smart ones exist ...
but ten this grp is realli stupid...
i was at the toilet in tm...
then there si ths guy using the urinal beside me...
he was holding his hand phone in his hand ...
while he was peeing...
then the hand phone rang..
and vibrated ...
and shook itself out of theahbengs hand..
and drop into the urinal..
pls notice tt the ahbeng is not at fault...
then he shout...
wtf..
my phone drop into the urinal ...
his friend came and help him..
use tissue paper and picked up the handphone..
i tot tt the friend was smart...
but then he nv failed my expection of hi stupidity...
the frend took the phone..
threw it into the basin..
and wash it with running water...
i felt like albert eistein ...

Tuesday, August 09, 2005

hi ppl

hi ppl..
it is national day to day...
singapore natioonal day..
happy birthday wenhao.
happy birthday alvin..

a very happy national day to all of you out there ..
pls dun start singing national day songs..
even if u started singing..
pls dun dance...
especially in the middle of the school hall.
this nation has been through a lot since 1819.
some indonesian prince saw a lion on this island before.
maybe we were attach to africa then.
then in 1819 we were founded at the loast and found?
the guy who found us was so pissed with
the native here
tt he has been folding hs arm ever since.
on valentines day 1942.
nippon decided to show us their love.
and they left 3 years and 8 months later.
then gh was born..
then cl was born..
then we join the guy next door
then we left them.
they always believe that we will notbe able to make it..
but we did..
even though we were the small red dot on the map..
on some maps we are not even there..
then i was born.

5 day after the 23 national day...

went to class bbq yesterday..
had lot of fun..
i want to thank all of u who organise the bbq.
i oso want to thank my self for going.
and of course not forget gh and cl ..
for sleep when i reach home at 0030
thank you.

Friday, August 05, 2005

hi ppl

hi ppl
welcome to my sad life ...
my life is so sad that ur sad life won seem sad
if u see mine..
i have already told gh the truth..
cl was home to pray..
then i was preparing to go out..
then i just tell gh..
i not taking physic...
i taking geo..
the first thing she said was ..
i am send ing you to poly..
the next thing she say...
y is it that the fugly son of that fugly auntie in mj can take double science and u can...?
then cl say ...
tt is my choice..
gh transfer all the attention to him..
and i got out of the house...

Wednesday, August 03, 2005

hi ppl

hi ppl
i went to the photo society aunnual
"know ur society mate games " today
it was quite ...
the firs game interseting stupid...
more of stupid than interesting...
first they got a ball of yarn...
everyone sit in a circle.
one guy start throw the ball of yarn
to the person infront of u..
shouting the name of the taget while throwing the ball..
thenu are suppose to ask soemthing abt ur target..
the vice chair of the photo society...
make full use of this game..
if u call this a game tt is..
he keep going for the red bag gal...
leaning forward when eer she talk..
wtf..
oh yah...
i oso found wenyuan sis
ha
she realli do have resemblence to wenyuan bm sis..
ha
tt was a stupid game as noone noe my name..
i always end up being the last one..
then the second game is even more dumb..
say three statement..
one being a lie and two being the truth..
then the person beside u is suppose to find out
which of the satement is a lie...
wtf..
i found out tt the personbeside me has four goldfish...
not five..
the last game was too stupid so lets not talk abt it..
had an interesting chat with somepeople today..
think it is time for us to think again..


today i have been thinking abt
being nice to people around you.
1.be nice to others and others will be nice to you,that's really simple.
calling it common sense would be an insult to most people intelligence...
2.try not to act hostile towards some people even though u realli hate them..
3.try to accept those who are realli realli different from u(example, age ...)
4.being a hypocrite would not get you far in life.
being nice to someone. yet you repeatedly make fun of that person behind his back.
if u realli dun like something some one does. it would be better to tell him..
(that is being nice.) or u just hate him .
5.if you want people to be not to hate you that much(meaning that they hate you now.)
asking them if they have got low moral after they got the lowest for the fisrt maths test
is a rally stupid thing to do...
6.trying not to make them hate u more after wat u have done in 5. dun call their parents name
in a low voice.
7. pls do not irritate everyone tto much hile trying to talk to them..
8. do not be too busted...?