hi ppl

hi ppl...
i have just being hit by some fucking spammer!!!!
saying how much he hate me...
tt is something good...
i dun want some guy/ boy telling me how much he love me...
even though i am frm micheal jackson...
bcos tt is so mao lin....
back to the fucking spammer...
pls go ask hu ever up there to give u a life..
u need one badli...
u can go grow some balls
grows some hair ...
or even lose some fat....
or u can go spam shortpants.blogspot.com...
pls fuck off from my blog...
thks u
knnbccb

hi ppl

hi ppl...
happi the man who made u with ur mom day...
went to ah mah hse early in the morning to pray...
pay respect to my male ancestors
maybe bcos it is father's day...
so i went there..
and watch them preform a few rituals.
ritual 1
simple praying...
u take a couple of joss sticks
depending on the number of hu ever up there u have to pay respect to...
light them up...
and put them in a pot.
ritual 2
check whether ur ancestors have finished their meal.
take two coins.
and throw them in frnt of the table
which is in front of of the altar...
if the coins show different faces ..
u are done...
it is ur time to have ur meal..
if the two coins show same faces.
try again later..
ritual 3.
burning of incense paper.
a circle of white powder is laid around the incense paper burner.
whatever burned inside the circle goes up...
it is like a form of damage control...
things onli get burn in the circle....
ritual 4
this is something that i used to do when i was younger...
alot younger...
very simple.
all u need is 40 pieces of paper
divide them into 4 groups
and write 0-9 on the ten pieces of paper in each grp.
now u place every thing in a can...
for my ah mah..
they got this yellow cup...
which they have been using for years...
now you get a child in the family ...
most prob younger than 5
u give him/her the cup...
ask her to pickout four piece of paper...
pls shake before use.


ritual 5...
go to the back of my ah mah hse
and stared at a particular junior college
and start wondering why u cannot get ur ass in...

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hi ppl
went to ACJC band concert yesterday
not bad kuen ho
not bad at all...
the solo part was nice...
but then the VS cheer at the end was even better
haha
we met at the 12.5 tile from the rightest gate
sean...
you dun have to show ur name to everyone
by wearing a t-shirt with "sean john " on it...
went to old market to have supper...
the satay was good...
so was the ice kachang...
auntie , ice kachang sio
wanted to get one cockel
one fresh yummy cockle....

then we played truth or dare on the mrt...
yap chow got to do pole danciing on the mrt...
donovan get to run in and ut of the mrt door...
then yapchow get to bunny hop..
reach home at 1...
wtf...
btw ppl....
who is interested in watching Initial D next friday...
pls let me noe...
pls tag a reply..

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hi ppl
i went to the "best place" yesterday...
not bad...
still as ulu as ever....
nothing much happened while i was there...
just did maths and econs...
then played abit of pool at cine...
it is the trip back home tt had a impact on my life...
i was on a train..
standing beside two normal looking guy...
they wre talking preety loudli..
so i could not help it but to hear wat they said...
guy 1:"i like those legs....,"
horny bastard
guy1:"and he gota great body...."
maybe guy 1 got speech defect and cannot pronounce "s" properly
guy1:"imagine him playing footballl....."
ok ..... maybe he is not tt normal...
guy2:"he got agreat crotch too.."
wtf...
guy1:"how do u noe?"
guy2:"i touched it before..."
if i did not have a 40 cent cough drop in my mouth...
i would have filled up the whole mrt
wth processed long john silver.....
then guy 1 and guy2 started talkng abt russel peters
then talk abt a friend who likt to stuff pop corn into guy 2's mouth
guy1:"tt's so gay.."
guy2:"i think gay is too retro...we should come up with a new word..."
guy2:"how abt bay b-a-y"
hahahaha
guy1:"no ..we can say... tt so bayyyyy...(his hand up in the air...)"
guy2:"how abt yag?"
omg some one pls make the train go faster....

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hi ppl
i think i can sit on my fathrer's wife...
i can't stand her...
there was a bit of dust on the floor...
i think there was only one mole of dust...
but it was more than enough to trigger her off..
and there she go....
started on some crap abt her friend son...
who s in some poly...
who help his mom out to sweep the floor...
wow..
what a graet way to start his carrer ...
isn't it a bit too late?

i got back frm the ltc two days ago..
i had a diamond time there
a very hard time..
i had to stay in a air con from in the day...
to charge the camera battery
i had to stay in the room during the night walk...
to watch television..
and play com...
i couldn't take photo at night...
as using the flash would blind them...
and not using a flash would be a good as taking a indian photo...
no offence..
then i had to slp in a room with only one other guy...
while the rest got to slp wth 6...
oh wat suffering i had...
ok enough abt my suffering....
back to the future leaders of mah jong...
they had alot of fun...
walking thru bukit timah trail at night..
they had flying fox..
and rock climbing..
team building games..
oh yah..
for flying fox...
when a guy or gal of a certain weight go down...
the whole tower would shake...
as in u can feel the energy transfer from the rope to the tower...
wow...

hi ppl

hi ppl...
went to buy bdae present today...
realise tt there are threee other grp of ppl who
bought the same item as bdae present...
today...
haha
at last mywhite lood cells are winning the war...
against some f up virus..
tt means i can go to the ltc tml!!!!
to take photo...
tt means i won't be able to blog for the next few day....
so...
happy bdae to u
wei liang...
haha

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hi ppl
it is 1 am in the morning...
pls dun look at the time in each the entry is posted...
tt is crap
i just came home from a bbq 30 mins ago
thx u vsco
for alll the free food tt taste so good
especialli the samba squid
it is not tt fresh
but the sensation u get when u bit it in front of
ming hao the squid.
wow
it is as good as being a qunkai...
bcos..
all dogs go to heaven...
u and i my friend..

any way dunking every one into the pool...
was very shoik...
it has been a long time since i met every one...
we played soccer in the field beside the tanah merah mrt
when u stand it the feild and observe...
u would realise ttt there are fly flying arnd u...
or may be it is just us ...
after the bbq...
we went to play soccer in the dark...
which is as good as playing with
team in-the-end
sorry
no offence

hi ppl

hi ppl
have u ever imagine how ruthless pe teacher can get
just because i skipped a couple of taf session
due tounforeseen circumstances..
the pe teacher called my house...
wah...
siao liao