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hi ppl
yes ppl.
i noe tt the class tee design is not tt nice
but no ppl.
u dun have to tell me tt at 145 in the morning
yes ppl
i noe tt the gp paper is abt blogging
but no ppl..
i dun care if johnathan think tt blog is a search engine
yes ppl
i heard the loud rustle when gel gal comb her hair
yes ppl
i saw sparks when she combed her hair.
realli!!!
yes ppl
the flag looked realli nice
yes ppl
i am feeling damn guilty tt i took the photo of johnatha when he is aslp
pls forgive me
yes ppl
i love to take mayonise
yes ppl
i am aware of the amount of fat on my body
yes ppl.
i am aware of how slim how of you maybe
but no
i dun need u to rub the fact tt i am fat
thk u very much
and yes
i have the habit of littering sometimes
but no
i dun like to throw bk cups in the middle of the road and scream
if i would litter
i would not litter in the middle of the road
and i am sorry for imitating the screams in the mrt
realli sorry abt tt

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hi ppl
went to lavender to collect class polo tee today...
the design not bad..
then on the mrt..
met this father wth two son...
the mrt was reaching kallang
so we could see kallang river...
then the father start telling the boys to look at the
ppl on the dragon boat..
then he started to tell his son tt he used to
be in a dragon boat team as well..
then the son ask
if he has won any thing...
"look there are ppl camping in the sch..."

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hi ppl
went to watch star wars to day...
shiok damnn it was.
anakin limbs was slashed off when he was fighting..
nice very it was...
then i went home...
on the mrt ..
i saw a couple of spas kids...
trying to imitate the fight between obiwan and skywalker...
wtf..
how spas can ppl get...
then i got my self stuck in a section of the train..
the part tt link 2 carriages together...
the place stink like heaven...
then a gal standing opposite me kept staring at me..
as if i was the one of the only two ugly person left on the planet..
the other one must be in her mirror...
wah...
i damn tired...
stlll got a lot of home work to complete..

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hi ppl
happy vesak day...
woke up at 9 this morning...
ate a vegeterian bread fast...
some funny bee hoon...
then off we go to the mosque...
reach there just in time for some service...
then the priest walk up ontpo some stage to bless every one with hollly water...
he look as if he stole his robe from vertican city...
wtf...
the service involve a series of kneeling and bowing...
might as well have body conditioning....
when the service ended ...
i felt like shouting
AMEN!!!!!
but then i saw some one...
mr koh kk...
the v p of mjc...
wtf...
he just scolded me on friday morning for being late for school...
hope tt he won scold me for being late for service....
so much for vesak day..

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hi ppl
enough abt tybro...
wat the hell ...
i nv blog abt him liao ok?
any way ...
had class outing today...
quite fun...
we played terminal password...
haha...
the we went to watch mj vs rj soccer...
we won 1- 0
i was taking the photo...
tracing the ball all around the place...
but i din't even get to get the goal...
wat the fuck...
they anyhow kick...
then anyhow score...
hiaz...
oh yah...
denial from pj
guess who i saw at bus stop today?
hahaha
P.F
long time nv see u all liao...
go out and watch star wars together leh..
i want to watch star war b4 going wth mj....
the pricipal...
make the whole J1 go watch together...
i go watch first...
then out side the cinema...
i will say...
"hey do u noe...
darth vader was buried by the lava..."
then during the show...
" look!!!!!
the storm trooper at the right corner...
he is going to shoot..
but he is going to miss..."
haha...

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hi ppl
guess hu complete zelda..

and guess hu screwed up his photo club exco election?
btw...
photo club is not
photosythesis club
it is photography club..
and guess who is not blogging abt johnthan anymore...
hahahaha
at this blog at least....

oh yah...
just realise how smalll the world can be today...
i kept the og photo in my file..
then donovan took out and..
ask debra some qn...
then sudden some one say...
issit that person from my church?

can u ppl image how small this world can get..
might as well as everyone to live in one hse..
no diff...

hi ppl

hi ppl...
wow wat a day man...
mr john skipped chinese lesson...
and was caught...
here is a dia gram to show wat happened
johnathan was trying to escape from chinese class...
and wanted to hide in the library.
so he ran in the direction of the black arrow ...
towards the library...

then the class saw him..
wth the techer looking so surprise
he stared at us....
and then went into the library...
miss tan...
just as usual...
pick on me...
and gave me the honor of bring johnathan to her...
WTF...
nvm...
in the end the whole class went to the library together..
in hope of making him go see
our kind and and caring
chinese teacher that we all love
in the end he refused...
so every one heck him and went to play computer ...
happily ever after....

somehow the girls managed to make him go see her...
wat ever....
next time if this happened...
i shalll resort to violent...
b cos he got higher than me in geo test..
by .5 marks...
nvm...
tml maths test...
may hu ever up there bless me....

oh yah
ppl... stop going arnd asking wat is play chinese chesss...
if ppl refuse to tell u the meaning of some word or phrase...
it is normallly for your own good...
trust me....
if not...
believe me...
there is a new charater who is pending confirmation..
mecromancer
there is no typo for m and n.

hi ppl

hi ppl...
i am in the library of mjc now...
catching a criminal now...
johnthan chao chinese lesson...
now hding in library...
we trying to send him to miss tan wan EEEE!!!!!!!!!!
futher details sooon...

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hi ppl
extra xtra !!!!!
read all about it!!!
johnathan is in LUV!!!!
WAT THE !!!!!
( this is rumour, believe or not is ur own taichi
it is not nesscraily true though)
can u believe it?
acording to realiable source( such as my self...)
hohnathan lke some one in the class ...
it is non other than.....
Lotus women...
have fun guessing who this is...
haha...
me and the fellow member of "so phunny six"
have came up with tis name...
after so much thinking...
that even a couple of the member didn't noe who it was...
hahaha
according to Source A
johnathan have been seen to prefer to sit near lotus woman
sompared to other ppl...
source B state that
johnathan actuallli went to bid farewell to lotus woman on the bus?
when he is sitting at the last row...
and lotus woman is sitting near to the front door...

and according to source C
witness claim that they have seen donovan
strip by the member of so phunny six..
bcos it is b dae today..
so
happiu bilth ay to u...
happi b dae to donovan...
hope u enjoy our ppresent...
back to johnathan...
i strongly believe that tt kid have a
different english dictionary tt have different words
from the rest of the world...
b cos apparent every thing tt he say during
gp is diffrent from wat we would say...
nvm...
btw
whiney did something damn funny today...
miss tan wan EEEE!!!!!!!!!!
( that the way johnathan pronounce)
was giving oral...
chinese oral exam....
then when whiney went out..
thensuddenly she ran in
and shout
yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
something like tt...
she looked damn happy...
laugh untill..
she look as if her brace will fly out.,..
haha
here is a msg to jerome the fisher man
. 。o 0 O

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hi ppl
i have just effectively wasted my weekend....
and i have sort of come up with a concludision
the guy from zhong hua and tkss are like vaccum cleaners...
they suck...
i am so screw...
i have not done any homework...
back to bowling...
we manage to get two ball onto the alley at the same time...
and srewed up the alley...
everything is so screwed...
just like a screw driver just entered my life...
hiaz...
it is 9...
pm..
and i haven't do any home work yet...
shit....
wait a minute
A just came online?
she nv block me?
wtf?
but i m not intending to talk to her...
no balls...

hi ppl

hi ppl..
went to play bowlng with 4bian last nite..
then we sort of discovered free style bowling...
u noe free style basket ball..?
playing around wit the ball...
coming up with new tricks and stunts with the ball..
like spining the bball on ur finger and doing a dance at the same time..
somthing like tt...
then we had free style bowling..
of course we dun spin the bowling ball on our finger..
but u can try tt if u wan...
we do stupid things like bowling the ball in between ur legs
while ur ass is facing the pins..
wait...
i gtg ...
i hear thunder...
let not use any eectrical appliance in a storm..
the bowling thing will be contiuned soon...
may be after the storm...

hi ppl

hi ppl..
4B pls go back to vs at 5 tml to collect ur o lvl cert.
then after tt maybe we can go for dinner or movie together...
it has been a long time since i see u ppl..
how's everyone doing...?
have anyone heard abt andre tham?
the one with the nose big enough to put the bulls nose ring..
haha..
the one tt has nice thumb
hope to see everyone there tml...

had an other
Amazing adventure wth j . low...
wow..
today adventure realli made my day...
the sun was shining beneath the dark clouds...
and our hero checked his sun dial....
he smiled...
it is time for wat he had been waiting for
it is time for...
for maths...
the travellers was having a bet in the class room...
wat time our hero would arrive...
for math
but the time...
never came...
he did not reach the class room..
in fear of the tyrant in the class..
the man who he own ....
math assignment to...
...
once again our hero has gather wth his clan mates..
in a gathering of furture leaders...
then he saw the tyrant...
" arh.... look ...there is mr ng....."
"mr vicent ng..."
"mr vicent ng hong geee......"
" HAHA HA HAHA HA "
our hero started laughing to him self...
freaking out one of the "so phunny six" warrior
who was unfortunateli sitting beside...
the warrior had no choice either tt
or he had to sit beside yu ha n ..
who is a tourture just as bad....
back to our hero...
"arghgggggg.... itttt...isssss... mrrr..... vi... ng..."
he started whining like mss whiney...
who was a few seat away frm him...
" help meeee.... saveeee meee.... protect me..."
our hero said in his below sea level voice...
but as mr ng approach...
our hero started to use one of his utimate move
" COV(change of voice)"
within secs...
the frequency of his thumdering voice change ...
from - 200mhz to 200000mhz
from infra sound... to ultrasound....

it is believe that it was a skill for disguising himself..
"ARGH!!! dun see me.!!!"
the warrior help him to look out fo the tyrant...
whle our hero proceed to do sit and reach exercise
plunging his head as deep down into covers as possible..
" is he still around....?"
...
the coast is clear...
our sat up and contiuned wth his journey in life...
to become..
the greastest musician ever.


just had fish head curry...
wth a recovering sore troat
i think i can enrol for sign language class...

btw for those who dunno who is miss whiney...
pls pay close attention to ur surrounding
and u might just be the lucky one to find out...

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hi ppl
guess hu is one step closer to become part
of the exco of the mjc photo club...
no ...
it is not jonathen...
or soldier...
or who ever i had mention before in my blog...
other than me...
yeah it is me....
hahahaha

passed the rnd one interview today..
total out of surprise...
think it is due to the fact tt i had got past expreience as a leader...
hahaha
now waiting for rnd two...
rnd one was fine...
four ppl sitting in a room..
a small room ...
with a flickering florence light above us...
we were ask three typical qn...
what post u choose and why u choose it?
i had a very short report..
one of the shortest..
i wish to be the event coordinator
as i have been coordinating events for the last four years...
the next qn came.
what change u wanna make to the club?
hmm..
the rest of the interview should not be reveal...

we were having gp
when we saw johnathan listening to disc man
then we decided to have a bet
on wat he was listening to..
here r the odds
listening to nothing( just put the ear phones like yue han)1:1
english compo:1:1.5
nursery songs: 1:2
classical:1:3
listening to west life: 1:4
eminen:1:10
chinese song: 1: 50
listening to jay chow; 1:100
then we had hse meeting...
he ran away...
so we call him..
then he said
i am out of the schoool liao...
when he said tt...
the whole phone was vibrating...
like a 1.8 speaker system...
wth 7 sub woofer...
wow...
across the whole lt can hear...
btw ppl
wat is phytoplankton?
my english abit the no money...
so i dunno
pls let me noe the meaning...
thks
and soldier stop being so buget..
thks

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hi ppl
it was father's wife day yesterday
so happi father's wife day....
but i was not very happri yesterday though,
went out with private prefect english...
to go update his pass port...
then i was abt to go out...
when my father's wife stop me...
tell me not to wear my atticus t-shirt...
bcos it is the first day of the lunar month...
then the dead bird on my t shirt is no auspicious...
WTF
...
in the end
i had to wear so t-shirt wth a big福on it...

at first i tell soldier go safra tampines..
then he say there got no more...
wtf..
then i say nvm ...
go lavender...
ICA
then i ask if it is opened on sunday...
he said yah...
it was open the last time he went there on sun day....
i ask him if he sure...
he say no prob..
so we took the mrt...
to see the closed door of the ICA building...
wow
how fun...
then he say go back safra...
the place where we started the day...
tampines safra...
which is closed too...
how fun ...
then we went to play pool ...
where i got trashed by him...

and today was even more fun!!!!!
i was told by the car tt i cannot be absent wth out an MC anymore...
...
and soldier....
i was nv caught in sec sch for circulating discovery channel VCD before
and i nv watch at discovery channel vcd before...
so dun go arnd asking me for discovery channel vcd anymore...
and ppl...
pls dun use my blog as a tool to make me do things...
u noe wat i mean...
and then me and donovan had GP
wth the all time favorite johnathan...

he is pretty ok..
but extremeli excited abt same sex marraige...
and high level vocab..
he kept asking y GEl gal got such godly vocab..
and kept trying to talk abt gays...
...
then we had PW
another session wasted...
as soldier and i did nothing than F each otherup...
thenwe went home...
and here is the new design for the calss polo tee...
pls try to image a collar...
i can't darw one..

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hi ppl
woke up wth a terrible headache tis morning..
worse than what i had predicted the night before...
there fore i was not able to go to school
told donovan to pass my file to rey..
called him..
yet he forgot...
wtf
now i got a good excuse not to do home wwork...
hiaz...
then i went to the post office..
to pay for my bloody internet bill...
then there was this little kid...
wth a toy bulll dozer...
wroom...vroom...wroom...
he was pushing tt stupid toy all over the place...
across the floor...
on the glass wall....
in circle around the pillar...
until he knock in to two TPJcian...
two chio TPJcian...
two very chio TPJcian
wwho bent down and smiled at him...
and ask him for his name...
how much i wish i have a toy bulldozer too...

then i went to white sands ...
to finish off some unfinished business..
wth the transit link auntie...
who apparently tell me tt there is no problem wth my card...
even though it got stuck in the machine the other day...
then i went home..
and met donovan on the bus...
who dun seem gulity after
leaving my file in sch...
hiaz...
now i cannot do my econs homework..
later ms bong/vong/wong
come and find me...
tell me tt if i dun buy the ten years series..
i will have to drop econs...
vat the hell...
then she will toke abt boy ga relation shit...
and drawing supply and demand cuve with luler...

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i was sitting in the math lecture today..
two empty seat away frm johnathan...
i was on his left...
and there was another 2 empty seat on his rite...
wat does this show?
( low pitch)
wah...
u all so good to me...
give me so much space..
then he ask me...
u got the lowest in ur class for the math test rite?
your moral must be damn low..
huh?
wat?
ur moral must be damn low
huh?
i can't hear u cause my moral is as low as ur voice...
moral...
u noe wat is moral rite?
yah..
ur moral is damn low rite?
ha haha ha haha
...
yes
johnathan the great ...
my moral is so low...
so low tt i feel like ending my short life in frnt of ur dashing face...
enlighten me wth ur word of wisdom
great o johnathan...
i felll so helpless without u being there to guide me...
show me the way
show me the path
show me the light....
great o johnathan....
after the next test..
i will give u the honour of licking the first digit
off my result...
so that the gap between ur result and mine won't seem to be so big...
i promise u wth my balls.
i might be able to do it...

now i shall give all of u a simple finger excise ...
so that u will b like johnathan...
always moving his finger...
take this A.P
pls do this onli on one hand or one leg at a time
Tn=7+(n-1)3
close ur finger from term 1 to term 4
for example...
term one is 7 so frm ur thumb...
count 7 then close that finger...
then go to the next term...
like the next term is 10...
so u frm tt close finger count ..
7..8..9..10
pls skip the closed fingers
then u close tt finger...
continue until the four term..
then lift up ur hand for johnathan to see...
or u can lift it for candidate no term 7
of the A.P
Tn=3+(n-1)1
of the meridian student concil nominee....
b cos she shouted the F word damn loud
when i was sitting in the atrium...
maybe bcos she knew tt no one was voting for her...
either tt or ...
nvm...
then i went swimming...
suposely wth soldier ..
but then he backed out..
wtf...
then i saw a lot of shit inthe swimming complex...
shit tt might cause permanent emotional and psychological damage
to a innocent kid like me...
....

hi ppl

hi ppl...
here i am again...
promised myself that i should start blogging in good english
or at least english that is better than those that i had used before...
yah as many of you can see at my tag board...
so funny guy has jjust spam my whole tag board...
some funny soldier i mean...
i think this must be some army code....
he trying to send secret message on the tag board...
i do not wish that my blog is being used as a post for military messages
so soldier pls piss off...
i will be very greatful...
soldier:/..-/ /-.-./.-/-./ /--./---/ /..-./..-/-.-./-.-/ /---/..-./..-./
thks
so back to reality..
no more military dream ppl...
had so much home work today...
got taf tml...
and friday...
going to swim tml...
after sch...
damn tired sia...
then i was chetting wth a friend just now...

:then he talked about geog and hist
: then i dont know what else he said.
: coz his voice is bloody low.
: my ears not used to low voice.
: girls sch for four yrs.
: tsktsk


ok this is another extreme case again...
johnathanhad reach a new height
no offence to this friend
the one i was chatting wth

wow
haha
had pw wth soldier...
then he must start commenting on every thing...
from my face to the gal's shoe...
what the hell...
he full of shit...
i think i am abit crazy lateli...
might be due to the diffusion of madman virus
from a couple of my class mates to me...
luck i haven reach the extent...
where when i yawn...
my hand will slowli riase up...
alll te way frm my mouth to my fore head....
....
...
..
.

hi ppl

happy labour day...
but pls dun happy until
u in labour...
play mahjong at ivan's the whole nite yesterday...
play until 5 am...
then everyone half dead...
then i went home to slp...
untill 1...
then i woke up..
then my mum ask me to go my caligraphy teacher's place..
wat hse warming thing...
might as well ask a heater go his hse...
more warm...
then i went...
watch my friend play mahjong...
then hear tt guy talk abt him having more iq than me...
wtf lah..
..i..
u rj so wat....
then i went to play poker...
won 20000
i mean2.0000
hiaz...
crap...