hi ppl

hi ppl..
i have started mugging these few day..
not robbing old ladies
but actualli studying for my promos..
at last ...
some of u might say..
since i believe tt most ppl have starte mugging
the day before dinosaurs were born..
not surprised...
when i see my classmates..
muggers of all forms..
there are the common muggers...
studying everything they have..
then we have the super muggers..
think they can wear a shirt with a big M on it..
M for MJ
and M for muggers.
and m for medium..
since fat ppl cannot realli mug..
these super muggers are so super tt
they might even wear their undies on the outside..
not tt i would even want to see them do tt..
then we have the secret muggers..
they are so secret tt no one noe abt them..
they seem to slack all the time..
while they are super bz mugging at home...
and their results show ..
then we have the smart ones..
who dun need to mug...
not tt there r any in my class..
they all went to rj..
or r taking part in the R.I.P now..
then we have the stupid muggers..
who are seen in school mugging every day...
yet their result r inverseli porpotional to their muggings..
not tt if there dun mug at all they will do well..
they might just be -x^2...
ok..
i gtg..
best of luck ppl..
i hate mugging..
and if u feel bored
while mugging in the middle of the nite..
feel fre to contact me..
since i will be feeling bored too..

hi ppl

hi ppl..
promo coming soon...
not much time to blog..
good luck ppl..
good luck to myself too..
may hu ever up there bless u all...

hi ppl

hi ppl..
i have lost my SRJC file...
the black one wth all the stickers on it..
if found...
can u pls return to me..
there are very important things in that file..
i need all the notes in it to study...
and if u ever see some fucking loser from XXX nighborhood secondary school..
since neverladnd is filled wth them..
abusing the file.
eg peeling off all the stickers ...
taking out al the notes..
and the two metal plates...
and other stuff in the file.
pls tell me..
to tell him to fuck off...
pls ppl if u find a SRJC file wth alot of stickers all over it..
think of me..
cause i will be thinking of u too...
btw...
gh and her daughther seem to kidnapped
by those guys from the neighbourhood country...
they went off to the nghbouring country early in the morning..
and they are not back yet..
i want my chewing gum!!!
nvm..
i will be going there in 2 monhs time...
and we had room allocation today...
wow..
i will be sleeping wth a indian..
wow
haha
all the coconut oil...
maybe they have a coconut tree in he middle of the hotel room..
and we have to do a bollywood dance
whenever we are thirsty ..
so that a cocont will fall off the tree..
and most prob land on his head..
boon .
u owe me one big one...
haha
btw
rey
enjoy the pole?
haha

hi ppl

hi ppl
woo hooo
i had a great day..
seriousli great day...
i was woke up by gh..
telling me tt she need me to go take a queue no at the doc..
and tt spells..
F-R-E-E-D-O-M
woo hoo...
then she puked all over the place..
i can play com the whole day..
but i decided to go do some studying..
ming ask if i wanna go watch one more chance at princess...

then after i went to meet up wth cheok mun(correct?)
and hon fei...
for dinner..
at century square..
which was holding ladies nite.
that means from 7 - 11..
no one wth a prick is allowed in the mall..
how ever this means tt those wth pricks are able to get..
either a free beer...
or a free movie tix from the mall..
it is my lucky day ..
so i called ming to come down..
wth wee..
while i go and collect the tix..
from the cineplex in century square.
nowhere i come the fun ..
as guy weren't allowed into the mall..
we onli had 3 choices left..
1: we fake we are gals are try to bleach security.
and treathen to take off our pants if they stopped us..

2: we fake we r gays...

3: we run into the underground car park and try to enter the building..
so we chose3...
we ran in to the carpark..
like wild dogs just release..
into a scifi action film..
we felt as though we were secret agents...
or at least i did..
until we saw the indian security guard....
who told us to take the cargo lift..
becos we r not gals..
so we ran arnd the whole car park..
looking for the cargo lift..
we found it and we were very happy..
not knowing there was option 4
4: backtrack to the main entrance..
there is aside door that goes to the cargo lift..
just tell the man u want to go to the cineplex..
remember the man... not the lady.
woo hoo..
so we went to watch one more chance...
it was a nice movie..
a nice propaganda too..
if u r going to watch the show..
at the last part when the main charater get a tuxedo put over him..
it is time to run out from the cinema..
e ending is realli beyond words...

i feel realli lucky today..
maybe i should have done something else during this period of luck..
on second tot.. nvm..

hi ppl

hi ppl..
recentlyi have noticed something...
the bengs near my house have changed their form of transport...
they have change from GT stun bikes..
to Piyo Piyo Aunties bike..
u noe those aunties bike that mum likes to bring
their kids to schol in?
those that a basket at the front?
why is that so?
maybe they know that they won be getting a job
when they graduate..
and they have to depend on their wives for income..
therefore they have to start practicing
how to fetch their children from school now...
either that or they stole the bikes from their mum...
they also noe that they won be able to afford
anything tat have four wheel
other than the wheel chair outside the guardiance phamacies..
which they will need
when they get beaten up..

i was buying bread just now when i saw something
damn f up..
there was this person..
who had tons of safety pins on her ears..
i think there was at least ten..
think she did that bcos she could not afford normal earrings..
either that or bcos she is wearing diapers ..
and she need those safety pins to pin er diapers together?