hi ppl

hi ppl
have not been updating bcos i have been having..
non stop guard duty for the last one week..
had to book in early on sun ..
and had another one on thur..
but never knew guard duty can be fun
until i left tekong..
was watching miss singapore universe
in the guard cabin..
quite surprised at the difference between the 2 extremes of contestants..
also suprise that some of my guard mates can be such good
miss singapore universe judges..
and bastards..

was doing guard duty on thursday as well..
was studying maxim..
when we got realli bored..
and for the first time in my life..
i actualli called a chat hotline ..
pls note that it was the last time as well....
we picked up the nearest phone we can get our hands on..
which belongs to some innocent slping bastard..
who ate our share of the pizza without our consent..
we bothered to plot a revenge because we were damn hungry..
so we went thru the admin stuff for the chat line..
and we were damn surprise how stupid these chats lines are..
the first intro was..
"I aM hUNgRy..我好饿。我想吃你的香肠。。。。。"
we had to do cpr on one guy because he was choking with laughter..
quite surprise that there are such lame ppl in singapore.
we suspect that it is some 45 tr old auntie
with a sexy voice ..
getting paid 4.50 an hr to speak off a script..
then we went to blanket the fat bastard...

at last this week
they are release from tekong
and regain their freedom temporarily
wen hao look like a con man..

hi ppl

hi ppl
good friday
just finished watching " a Cinderella story"
cannot believe that i actually like a show that is so ...
feminine
think it is because of Hilary duff..
no i m not involved in any Hilary duff fan club of any sort..


ok..
haven really updated for a long time..
trying to accustom myself to the new life at the navy..
it is totally different from the army..
the things they say ...
the things they do..
the ways things are done...
and the type of ppl you get to meet there..
there are people who are married with kids..
people who desperately want to get married
so that they can book out every day..
and there are even people who are divorced...
there are people who go geylang almost every weekend..
if not they will be at changi...
and then there is wee who is sleeping bside me...
enjoy life at navy much more
compared to the army life..
jumped off a 3 m platform into a 5 m deep pool the other day..
might be easy for most people
but being afraid of height..
and of the chance that i will overshoot the 5m and hit hell instead...
felt really good when i managed to get out off the pool alive...
this picture is not the pool i jumped into..
just tekong in a puddle...


went out to return a library book today...
after millions of letter from the nlb..
maybe the library should have party poppers installed at the book drop
when people with books that are fucking over dued..
maybe like a couples of months..
return their books..
the system will activate and there will be a mini celebration
at the book drop
it will be even better if the staff would come out to congratulate the guy
and announce through the p.a system..
i believe in encouragement...
not punishment

happy good friday once again..